For anat_astarte who deliberated misused the top five meme for her nefarious purpose. It's my fault of course that this ended up being too long to fit in a comment, but still.

five times fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing
naruto; pg-13; 1,245 words

( and yes, i can and will work ita/shi into anything, just try me )

Shamal has syphilis.

He stumbles upon this discovery while taking a whizz after lunch. Calmly, he finishes his business, thinking, Maybe attending the Mile High Club orientation was a bad idea after all.

This done, he tucks the afflicted appendage back into his trousers, shelves his initial plan for the afternoon-bypassing the school’s ( Read more... )