(no subject)
Some of you may be asking yourself, 'Yes, but at it's BEST, what is it like to be Ronin for a night?' The experience, at it's best, is simply undescribable. But, I can provide a smaple of the general atmosphere YOU, yes YOU, could be privvy to when you decide to party within the close proximity of my cosmic luck. All following examples occured at random, in one bar, in the space of 5 hours, last night.
- YOU could play a poolshark with two fingers freshly cut off and reattached and just barely eke out a win after excessive losses!
- YOU could get the major hook-up for getting in exclusive clubs after unknowingly talking to one of the professional bouncers in the greater downtown area!
- YOU could get hit on by hotties while their boyfriend is in the bathroom, and have him be cool with it when he gets back! Unpossible!
- YOU could get a lapdance from a hot lesbian while her girlfriend watches and approves!
- YOU could arm-wrestle said hot lesbian and almost lose! Scandalous!
- YOU could be involved in a bar of approximately 50 people spontaneously singing along to Santeria poorly! And by poorly I mean LOUDLY! It's irish pub tradition!
- YOU could bump into a hot blonde who has all the same tastes in music you do, get wonderfully felt up, complimented on your Rolling Stones tour shirt, and introduced as her husband!
- YOU could do all this, drink all you want, STILL get home safe, and wake up feeling like A MEELYON DOLLARS!
Now, I ask you. Who doesn't want to roll in my entourage? Spots are filling quickly, so apply NOW!
- YOU could play a poolshark with two fingers freshly cut off and reattached and just barely eke out a win after excessive losses!
- YOU could get the major hook-up for getting in exclusive clubs after unknowingly talking to one of the professional bouncers in the greater downtown area!
- YOU could get hit on by hotties while their boyfriend is in the bathroom, and have him be cool with it when he gets back! Unpossible!
- YOU could get a lapdance from a hot lesbian while her girlfriend watches and approves!
- YOU could arm-wrestle said hot lesbian and almost lose! Scandalous!
- YOU could be involved in a bar of approximately 50 people spontaneously singing along to Santeria poorly! And by poorly I mean LOUDLY! It's irish pub tradition!
- YOU could bump into a hot blonde who has all the same tastes in music you do, get wonderfully felt up, complimented on your Rolling Stones tour shirt, and introduced as her husband!
- YOU could do all this, drink all you want, STILL get home safe, and wake up feeling like A MEELYON DOLLARS!
Now, I ask you. Who doesn't want to roll in my entourage? Spots are filling quickly, so apply NOW!