Love IS a battlefield.
relationship things i have learned.
accept people with their flaws. flaws = real people.
unless you are perfect, learn to appreciate people's imperfections.
guys and girls can be platonic friends. it is possible.
dont be jealous. if they are gonna cheat, they are gonna cheat.
just be secure, and give them the benefit of the doubt.
staying in a relationship is ten times harder than getting into one.
relationships are work. if you dont like working at it, it aint for you.
girls:
dealbreakers: hairy arms, legs, armpits, face.
dont be too easy but also, dont be too hard to get. he will tire of you.
you have the luxury of picking and choosing. give em a chance, but dont
drop the panties at the drop of a hat. unless you really dont mind!
guys dont learn how to take care of you til later, usually.
be patient if hes a keeper, otherwise, ditch him fast.
flowers, holding the door, cute text messages, surprise dinner dates,
most guys dont know to do this. we are stupid until you teach us.
4 out of 5 hot guys will use you as a booty call.
we like it when you:
pout and stomp your feet
get excited over cute things
act clumsy, nervous
dance around without caring how you look
stuff your face with food (i hate girls that starve)
-JUST DONT overdo these things. then it ceases to be cute.
guys do NOT always go for the "hot-babe." you can win him over that bitch.
we are susceptible to flattery. most guys will succumb to a few sweet compliments.
ALL guys watch and have porn. and they ALL masterbate. those who deny it, do it the most.
ALL guys will cheat on you if they can.
BUT....most of us learn that we cannot act like that forever,
and sooner or later, we all reform and start behaving.
you gotta figure out if your guy is reformed yet or not.
upkeep yourselves, girls. guys dont always go for the "hottest,"
but we DO give more leeway to girls that are easy on the eyes.
just like you do with hot guys. its just human nature.
a little prep-work goes a long way.
guys:
dealbreakers: lack of confidence.
ever see a hot girl with a choady guy?
girls dont always go for hot guys!
sometimes, they like a guy just because he is:
-funny
-charming
-dresses well
-nice car
-well endowed
-deep pockets
-looks tough and cool
-famous
-in the right place at the right time.
that last one is your golden ticket. never give up.
go in guns-a-blazing. better to burn out than to fade away.
sure, youll get burned a lot. makes you better. dont waste any time.
youll get better at knowing when you shouldnt even bother at all.
and if time ALLOWS, then maybe take it slow.
for instance: you see her everyday at work/school. take it slow.
all other occassions: what you say or do does not matter. just try.
if she flakes on you constantly or is only nice to you half the time,
she is playing you. HARD. she just wants to see how far she can use you.
ditch her fast. there are a billion others in this world.
just because a girl is friendly to you doesnt mean she wants you.
just because she may not want you doesnt mean you shouldnt try. ^_^
eye contact during whoopie. cannot stress this enough.
it really IS all about the motion in the ocean.
you get her number? or you guys had the first date?
never, EVER, call the next day. never.
it may not always be good to wait a day,
but its is nearly always bad to NOT wait.
(except after the first time you guys hook up. call the next day.)
a good haircut, clean shave, and nice fitting clothes improve your chances.
tatoo her birthday and your anniversary into your hand.
flowers when you fuck up.
flowers for any celebration.
flowers for no reason.
char and ben in new york.