(no subject)
I’m sick of people telling me that coffee/caffeine is a powerful drug. No it’s not. I can’t get arrested for doing caffeine. I don’t look over my shoulder as I pummel some Juan Valdez. If you want me to believe that, outlaw it. Make it a crime. Set up sting operations. Then I’ll really want to do it.
Cocaine? What the fuck is that? Is that good? I don’t know, but jesus Christ, can I do some? When I’m not allowed to consume it, please give it to me. That’s in my nature; that’s human nature. The day you criminalize coffee is the day you’ll see me snorting it.
Cocaine? What the fuck is that? Is that good? I don’t know, but jesus Christ, can I do some? When I’m not allowed to consume it, please give it to me. That’s in my nature; that’s human nature. The day you criminalize coffee is the day you’ll see me snorting it.