Two random pieces of entertaining smut
First, ProTV readers (viewers... whatever) have voted on the thirteen (?) sexiest Euro 2008 footballers, namely:
1. Adrian Mutu
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. Christian Chivu
4. Gianluigi Buffon
5. Luca Toni
6. Robin van Persie
7. Michael Ballack
8. Nuno Gomes
9. Sergio Ramos
10. Fernando Torres
11. Ibrahim Afellay
12. Milan Baros
13. Lukas Podolski
Sadly, I think this will be the only such poll to place Chivu at No. 3. However, I feel like giving them all flowers just because they haven’t put Ronaldo in pole position. (Sorry, Megan.)
Second, and rather more risqué, was the following headline (from back in September 2007):
*Blinks* Erm. Yes. Such are the wonders of online text translation; basically, this article in Mediafax informs us that former Miss Playboy aspirant Andreea Mantea told Spy magazine something about how she was still having it off with Chivu, and his mum (!) Mariana then popped up to tell the world that Christi has only one, well, iubita.
God help me, dear readers, but at this point my dirty mind suggested that the crucial word was “testicle” (well, this is, after all, something that his mum would know). Recourse to a Romanian online dictionary proved it wasn’t: “iubita” means “true love”.
Phew.
1. Adrian Mutu
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. Christian Chivu
4. Gianluigi Buffon
5. Luca Toni
6. Robin van Persie
7. Michael Ballack
8. Nuno Gomes
9. Sergio Ramos
10. Fernando Torres
11. Ibrahim Afellay
12. Milan Baros
13. Lukas Podolski
Sadly, I think this will be the only such poll to place Chivu at No. 3. However, I feel like giving them all flowers just because they haven’t put Ronaldo in pole position. (Sorry, Megan.)
Second, and rather more risqué, was the following headline (from back in September 2007):
*Blinks* Erm. Yes. Such are the wonders of online text translation; basically, this article in Mediafax informs us that former Miss Playboy aspirant Andreea Mantea told Spy magazine something about how she was still having it off with Chivu, and his mum (!) Mariana then popped up to tell the world that Christi has only one, well, iubita.
God help me, dear readers, but at this point my dirty mind suggested that the crucial word was “testicle” (well, this is, after all, something that his mum would know). Recourse to a Romanian online dictionary proved it wasn’t: “iubita” means “true love”.
Phew.