shecrows is finally watching Prime Suspect and I guess I celebrated by writing porn. This is straight up sex. Sex that I wrote sober too, which you can definitely tell because I'm a bit blushing virgin about the whole thing and normally I'm like yeah take it bitch! stick it where it fits! yeah, suck that dick like a low-rent porno. Apparently I even need a ( Read more... )

this year's for me and you
prime suspect
originally posted at michelle's festive fucking ficathon

( augie/lou, christmas party )

Hahahahahhaha. I haven't updated in five weeks and I'm under quarantine from fun while I do my grad school apps, so obviously I've spent the last day writing schmoopy Star Trek reboot fic and realized it had been so long since I'd written a fic about sober people that I'm not even sure how to anymore. How do u sober. This is a story about a great ( Read more... )

I saw Contagion and, surprise surprise, it actually wasn't totally a piece of shit! There is actually nothing I love more than a good disaster film (unless it's a disaster film where stuff blows up), so I was already predisposed to like it. ( The birds have already weaponized bird flu. )

I wrote Shameless fic because I have totally lost control of my life. Right now I just live and breathe this pairing and it's a good thing you can't wear out avi files because I have watched every single scene these two have like eight million times. H E L P. This is not the story I set out to write at all. I wanted all blowjobs, all the time, and ( Read more... )

Does anyone have an apple pie recipe that is the THE BEST APPLE PIE in the world? Apple pie is my favorite pie and every year I'm faced with these ingrates who prefer pumpkin or chiffon. My only job for my sister's dinner on Friday is to bring an apple pie and I'm looking for the King of Apple Pie recipes. Normally I do a standard double pastry ( Read more... )

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. This fic was supposed to purely silly to finally shake my chicken obsession but then it got kind of overtaken as I tried parse out my interpretations of both Mark and Eduardo and then it was again overtaken by pretty dudes hooking up so


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Going to a Halloween party. I'm dressing up as a creepy marionette doll tonight and, trust me, there will be photos. So I leave you relatively cracky fic for The Homo Network, but I promise that it isn't just me because my prompt was gay chicken.

the social network
and tango makes three
mark/eduardo, PG
for redinteriors, who prompted me "gay chicken." sisi ( Read more... )

The Pacific
Renegade Dreams
Leckie/Hoosier
“Problems, private?” asks Leckie with a grin. “Anything I can do to help?” Gratuitous porn. For the Porn Battle prompt: The Pacific, Leckie/Hoosier, smoking.

I can't believe I'm saying this but please do not link this fic to anyone's facebook or tumblr that you know was involved in the making of The ( Read more... )

I just want this story off my harddrive so I can move on to Hoosier-loves-and-pines-for-Leckie, which is holding far more of my interest. It's been so long since I posted fic that I forgot how to format it. Also, what the fuck, I can't believe I just had to go in and REFORMAT this whole thing. I know I used to just go and paste the document in. ( Read more... )