classy until the day i die ALSO PIE RECIPE REQUEST

[romancandles]

Does anyone have an apple pie recipe that is the THE BEST APPLE PIE in the world? Apple pie is my favorite pie and every year I'm faced with these ingrates who prefer pumpkin or chiffon. My only job for my sister's dinner on Friday is to bring an apple pie and I'm looking for the King of Apple Pie recipes. Normally I do a standard double pastry

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[redinteriors]

SWEET LOOKING UNICORN SEX

[romancandles]

THE LITTLE KNOWN ALTERNATIVE TITLE FOR THE HOMO NETWORK.

ALSO NO ONE EVEN REQUESTED BACK RUBS UGH THIS FANDOM NEEDS A KINKMEME SO HARD THAT I CAN FILL WITH SLOPPY BLOWJOBS, HILARIOUS AND ULTIMATELY DISASTROUS SHOWER SEX, AND ROAD HEAD.

OH ALSO TIPSY FUCKING, UGH, ANOTHER FAVORITE OF MINE.

[marycontraire]

This is PERFECT morning sex. PERFECT. Right down to the detail about the hotel sheets being too crisp and loud, and Andrew kind of wanting to get out of bed, shower, and eat, until Jesse touches his neck. Just. GAH. ::snuggles::

[romancandles]

Thank you! Ugh, omg, hotel sheets - they are fabricated to be uncomfortable and I do not understand it! Cuddles and sleepy sex are what nice morning are made of.

Also coffee but that comes later.

[marycontraire]

My apartment is out of coffee. It is bad fucking news.

[romancandles]

THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

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I actually keep a tiny tin of instant in my desk that I suck down when I wake up too late/hungover to make normal coffee. Coffee is pretty much my life though. Just thinking about it now makes me want some.

[romancandles]

UGH I AM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE ANOTHER PERSON ON MY FLIST WHO COOKS FINALLY.

I would love that recipe because it sounds amazing. YOU HAD ME AT JACQUES AND JULIA AND THEN AGAIN AND CURRANTS AND THEN AGAIN AT GRAND MARNIER BECAUSE I AM NOTHING OF NOT A DRUNK.

[romancandles]

OMG THAT LOOKS AMAZING.

[shecrows]

He’s warm, something tangles around his leg, and a voice nearby is talking about eggs benedict.

fuck you. fuck you and your perfect opening lines, fuck you. this is actually one of the types (if not the type) of opening lines i love most in the world, the kind that's mood-setting and just ambiguous enough, and could just as easily and beautifully be used as an ending line (ugh these are the kinds of closing lines i cream myself over, but that's another issue).

Being shepherded into the hotel, catching Jesse’s sleeve when the elevator doors slid open.

ughhhhhhhhh beautiful. poignant understatement makes me go all tingly.

A thumb drags up Andrew’s neck, slick against soft skin borne from a few hours of dead sleep, and presses into the space behind his jaw, forcing Andrew to turn his head enough to meet Jesse’s open mouth when Jesse leverages himself up to settle over Andrew’s chest.

h8 u h8 u ugh me encanta. the fluid physicality of your writing ugh. bitch.

playing scales on Jesse’s ribs

shut uppppppppp. ♥

“Hey, hey.” Andrew

[romancandles]

UGH CAMILLE IDEK WHAT TO SAY. Probably that I am grateful that you have so much schoolwork to do so you resort so writing a thesis about my porn!failure omg. I am so happy this worked for you (or did it not and you're just TRYING TO GIVE BAD NEWS WITH JEWNICORN GIFS) on multiple levels, ugh, no, seriously I was super excited when I read this comment and it means so much so thanks.

[shecrows]

also you are correct, apple pie > all other pie. people who think otherwise just depress me.

[romancandles]

CAMILLE HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT JFC.