Having no work and a wife that's out of the house for about 12 hours a day has left me with plenty of time to do nothing at all. Of course, in my mind, "nothing at all" is code for endlessly surfing the internet or playing video games. (Sounds like a great life, I'm sure, but it would be much better if someone paid me to do it since the bills have ( Read more... )

Who knew the Zombie Apocalypse would start in Texas?? (And, yes, Austin Public Works, of course it's a crime, but very serious? Hardly. Discuss your new safety measure for the signs, but please don't embarrass yourselves by actually trying to prosecute someone for this.)

Ladies, do you get tired of being stereotyped and pandered to by the media and ( Read more... )

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Well, I'm convinced.

And, on that note, let me introduce the best thing ever!

Virtual NES

*dies as productivity goes out the window*