Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I put gum in
silentauror's hair (-12 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1032 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
rom969