No, it's not Disneyland, it's Colbertland. And if you're watching this community, then you have a lifetime pass to the Truth. (Some restrictions may apply). For best reception, I recommend closing your ears to what anyone else is saying. This is all you need from here on out. And by watching this community, I know you are the elite few who share a healthy curiosity for the truth. As I see it.
"But, Stephen!" you must be saying as you switch between accounts to post anonymously on
roleplaysecrets. "I can't wait any longer!"
I know I'm hard to wait for - I'd be impatient too - but we are going to do this right, folks. We are going to cover the stories I want to cover and bring on guests that I want to talk to. Oh no, we are not just going all the way, we are going to tell the internet who's boss and teach it a lesson like a caring father with a leather belt in his hand.
So brace yourself, Nation, because The Roleplay Report starts this Friday, January 16th.
It's how the founding fathers would have wanted it. If they had the Internet.