Episode... postponed.
Welcome to the Colbert Roleplay Report; my name is Jon Stewart. What a fine program we have for you tonight: an episode with the utter lack of Mr. Colbert himself-how crazy is that?
Well no, actually, Stephen’s experiencing some technical difficulties today, and we all know that without Stephen, there is no Roleplay Report. That said, this week’s episode will be postponed to tomorrow night, or until he’s able to get his Notebook up and running. (Funny story: one of my correspondents went on his MacBook and replaced his wallpaper with a photoshopped image of President Obama as a bear. The conclusion? Use your imagination, kids.)
Yeah, yeah. I can practically see you typing, “Oh, John Daly! This is my only source of amusement aside from roleplaysecrets and Dressing Rooms. I can’t take another day without Stephen Colbert! Even his show was on break this week!”
You’re angry. You’re disappointed. That’s all right. Release your anger here, on this post, and Stephen will probably raise you flames and torches tomorrow. (He’s still furious about his wallpaper.)
He’ll see you tomorrow.
And for your own amusement, here’s the actual note he somehow got an intern to give to me:
Well no, actually, Stephen’s experiencing some technical difficulties today, and we all know that without Stephen, there is no Roleplay Report. That said, this week’s episode will be postponed to tomorrow night, or until he’s able to get his Notebook up and running. (Funny story: one of my correspondents went on his MacBook and replaced his wallpaper with a photoshopped image of President Obama as a bear. The conclusion? Use your imagination, kids.)
Yeah, yeah. I can practically see you typing, “Oh, John Daly! This is my only source of amusement aside from roleplaysecrets and Dressing Rooms. I can’t take another day without Stephen Colbert! Even his show was on break this week!”
You’re angry. You’re disappointed. That’s all right. Release your anger here, on this post, and Stephen will probably raise you flames and torches tomorrow. (He’s still furious about his wallpaper.)
He’ll see you tomorrow.
And for your own amusement, here’s the actual note he somehow got an intern to give to me: