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[mortaledingly]

[Wow, what a terrible way to be introduced to this world.

In most cases, Jansen would love to have the body of a woman. He'd probably just lock himself inside a room, and well... You know the rest. But this is the body of a child in a strange world with buildings and technology he's never seen in his life. On top of it all, there's no way

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[immortaledingly]

[AND HERE COMES GACKTKaim walking around, trying to figure out what exactly is going on and where his party went off to]

[Hears a girl talking about Numara]

Numara...?

[mortaledingly]

Yeah, Numara! You know, port city, thousand year old queen?

[Thank heavens they found each other right away. WAT A COINCIDENCE.]

[immortaledingly]

[OF COURSE MUNS HAD NO SAY IN ANY OF THIS. WHUT]

[Stares down at the small child and nods]

You do know of it then... Do you know where Seth, Jansen, Tolten or Sed then...?

[mortaledingly]

[What? This weirdo knows his name? Jansen's a little creeped out now.]

Uhh, should I know you?

[liekomgedingly]

Like, no can do on the body thing. Ohmigod, do you like, think I'd be like this if we could change back?

[...Not that he she's unattractive now, or even minds people thinking she's a woman. It's just that... drag and Valley Girl mannerisms aside, he likes being a guy!]

[mortaledingly]

So, what you're saying is you're not normally a smoking hot woman, but now that you are, you want to change back? Wanna trade bodies? 'Cause I'll so take that one.

[liekomgedingly]

Um... like, yeah?

I'd so totally trade if I could--maybe people would like, stop hitting on me and junk--but I like, don't think we can do that, either. Which totally sucks!

[mortaledingly]

[Grooaaan]

I don't wanna be stuck in this stupid body. What am I, twelve? If this is someone's idea of a joke, it is definitely not funny.