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[mortaledingly]

[Wow, what a terrible way to be introduced to this world.

In most cases, Jansen would love to have the body of a woman. He'd probably just lock himself inside a room, and well... You know the rest. But this is the body of a child in a strange world with buildings and technology he's never seen in his life. On top of it all, there's no way

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[liekomgedingly]

Like, no can do on the body thing. Ohmigod, do you like, think I'd be like this if we could change back?

[...Not that he she's unattractive now, or even minds people thinking she's a woman. It's just that... drag and Valley Girl mannerisms aside, he likes being a guy!]

[mortaledingly]

So, what you're saying is you're not normally a smoking hot woman, but now that you are, you want to change back? Wanna trade bodies? 'Cause I'll so take that one.

[liekomgedingly]

Um... like, yeah?

I'd so totally trade if I could--maybe people would like, stop hitting on me and junk--but I like, don't think we can do that, either. Which totally sucks!

[mortaledingly]

[Grooaaan]

I don't wanna be stuck in this stupid body. What am I, twelve? If this is someone's idea of a joke, it is definitely not funny.

[liekomgedingly]

What are you, like, new? They've totally done unfunnier junk.

[mortaledingly]

New to what? Did I get signed up for some freaky body-swapping club? 'Cause I want to quit.

[liekomgedingly]

Um, like, no. New to the shifting worlds--duh!

If it like, makes you feel better, we'll probably get our bodies back soon...

[mortaledingly]

Well, I don't wanna be here in this shifting worlds place. This is all a big mistake, and I should be back in Numara now, so... Bye!

[Walks off like he seriously thinks he can get out of here on his own]

[liekomgedingly]

[Just scoffs]

Like, good luck with that one!

[mortaledingly]

[Stops and glances over at Poland]

Why? Is there something I should know?

[Like danger. Jansen hates danger.]

[liekomgedingly]

Gawd, I dunno... Just like, that none of us are supposed to be here, and we like, all wanna get home, but there's totally not much we can do about it?

[mortaledingly]

[Frowns]

You're saying we're stuck here? How did anyone get here in the first place?

[liekomgedingly]

If we like, knew that, we'd totally have some clue about how to get home!

[mortaledingly]

[Continues to look fairly disgruntled until... Aha! He has an idea!]

Hey! I got it. You said it's different worlds, right? What about the Hall of Mirrors? I mean, yeah, they got smashed and all, but maybe there's another one.

[liekomgedingly]

...You mean, like, at Versailles? Like, since when did those get smashed?

[OOC: Yes, Versailles is in France, but it's where they signed the treaty that got Poland his independence back in 1919, so he remembers it well.]

[mortaledingly]

Uhh, sure. If that's where the Hall of Mirrors is in this world, then I guess we should go to Versailles.

[Jansen totally does not have the right idea. Even if he did, he still has no idea what he's doing.]