I haven't done a survey in a while... I think you can tell.
What's the full name of the last person who sent you a text message?
Jessica Heather "Icbinpa" Hyman.
Has it been more then 24 hours since you last saw your bf/gf?
Who?
Last thing you ate?
Cream of Chicken soup on top of Chicken Ramen on top of Grilled Chicken on top of biscuits. And french fries. Delicious.
What was the last thing you went to the doctor for?
Giggles.
I stole his only supply of Giggles. I am a bad, bad man.
Are you failing any classes?
Upper middle class.
Where was the last place you went?
In the corner. I'm sorry.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with the ol' fam. Probably need to go over my lines again.
What did you do last night?
Went over my lines, watched some TV with my parents, watched a movie called Pass The Ammo, which Bill Paxton was blah in, but Tim Curry as the televangelist was the awesome (and Brian Thompson was hilarious, too...). Then I turned off the video and IFC was on and I was entranced by an incredibly bizarre movie called The Strange Hostel of Naked Pleasures. Weird movie from Brazil, apparently. And not at all as sexy as you'd think.
Though... what I saw was slightly better quality and in color. I have no idea why I watched the whole thing. I mean... there's a whole sequence with meatballs on strings. And then I saw a little bit of Cube was interrupted and then decided that I really wanted to see it sometime later. When I can pause it if I get interrupted... and also I can watch it when it's not 4 in the morning.
Do you remember who you liked three months ago?
YOU.
What's one thing that's been bothering you lately?
Everything. I wish it'd stop.
Do you like winter?
Only as a friend. We tried dating once. Didn't really work out.
Whose lap did you last sit on, and when?
My own. Next October. That was weird.
Last time you laughed?
I laughed at my silly dog Marvin who is silly.
Who was the first and last person you heard on the phone today?
First, my dad. On a voice mail. Dad was testing a thing. Last, Bruce. Also on a voice mail. That one was old and I forgot to delete it.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Sure. By the way, today (actually yesterday... Jan. 17th) was my parent's 22nd anniversary. Woo-hoo!
How many people have you texted today?
2 or 3. Maybe 4. Usually, it's only two people a day. My J-Dawgs. Josh and Jessi. And quite often, I send them the exact same ones. I'm that unoriginal.
Are you someone who worries too often?
Why do you ask? Uh-oh... Is something wrong? I CAN'T TAKE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE!
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Baseball. July 4thish.
Are you wearing any socks?
Why, yes. For they keep my toes warm and cozy.
Would you ever donate your blood?
I dunno. I'm extremely needle-phobic.
Have you ever walked on the beach during the night?
I believe I have, yes. I didn't stay out there too long, because of the ocean vampires.
How did you and your number 2 become friends?
My cousin, Kipp. He didn't really hook us up or anything. We just both knew him. And then one thing led to another and now we share a love that isn't allowed in certain states.
Last person to send you a myspace message?
Vince. He sent me some groovy logos.
What do you think about this person?
He is insane. Crazy. A madman. Which is cool. He's cool. And awesome. And witty. And smart. And my co-hort.
Oh, I almost forgotten. He's SO SWEDISH.
Who can you go to for anything?
No one. I can go to certain people for a lot of things. But not everything. I can go to my parents for almost everything. But I can't go to them for lots of money. Or sex. Because that would be wrong and weird and ew no. But come to think of it, I can't really go to anybody for those things. So this is a pretty pointless answer. But I'm a pretty pointless guy. Unless you count my points.... Of which I have 9. So now you don't need to count them. I'm helpful like that. I'm also helpful like this. But never helpful like so. I hope this was helpful! If it wasn't, go help yourself. There's leftovers in the fridge. There's rightunders in the freezer. There's nothing in the pantry. But the pantry is in the basement. But I don't have a basement. So I don't have a pantry. Which explains why there's nothing in it. So don't go looking. Try smelling. That sometimes helps. But not as much as me. Because I'm helpful, remember? No, seriously. I just said it a couple of lines back. You forgetful thing, you. I bet you don't even remember the question. I know I don't. I think it had something to do with lustful penguins. Or maybe it was nun beating. Either way, I heartily disapprove. But I approve this message. Vote Lincoln! Stovepipe hats are IN! Washington wigs are out. And so is Jodie Foster. Big surprise there. Big surprise here: SURPRISE! Big flaming surprise left on your front door step. That's right, it's a bag full of rainbows and fairies! It took me forever to catch the little buggers. And I'm not entirely sure what they eat. I've been feeding them cheese and Lucky Charms. Fattening them up for the harvest. Which leads us back to Brian Thompson:
It all makes sense now.
Have you spoken to your father today?
Yes.
Do you currently hate someone?
No.
What are you doing next?
Whatever the doctors want me to do-oo-oo.... I took his giggles.s.s.ss heeh ee wow i was enedle fobic but watever wuiz in that one makes me flel akk happi n-side. Hee haheeeeeeeeeee!
Would you go out in public the way you look right now?
With this nose? I think not! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? Pony! Pony! Pony! TAIL! Pin it on the dog! No, the monkey! No, the mog! Wait, no. DONKEY! Hee haw hee haw! Zing Zang Zoom! Feel the butter.
Anyone you want to be with right now?
You and all your magical friends. Yes. YOU. No, I don't- What do you mean, I-... Put down the gun, Magical Teddy Bear... We can talk this out... No, I-... I didn't mean it like that. I would never cheat on you with Fizzle Fairy Wings... You know th- NO!!!! FIZZLE FAIRY WINGS! YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HER?! SHE WAS MY MAGICAL FRIEND! *sob* *sob* *more sob* GIVE ME THAT GUN! Graga sdhggh dfh you son of a ausgyf as gh asdb GAH! *BAM!* Take that, Teddy. Take that TO HELL. Ooo, yes, I'll take the shiny coat, doctorperson. I like the sleeves. They go aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll the way to the back! Woo! Bouncy walls! Hee hee! Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy! I smell the colors. They're filling the cavity in Teddy's head now. Such happiness and warmth in this place of dreams. Come join me, won't you?
Jessica Heather "Icbinpa" Hyman.
Has it been more then 24 hours since you last saw your bf/gf?
Who?
Last thing you ate?
Cream of Chicken soup on top of Chicken Ramen on top of Grilled Chicken on top of biscuits. And french fries. Delicious.
What was the last thing you went to the doctor for?
Giggles.
I stole his only supply of Giggles. I am a bad, bad man.
Are you failing any classes?
Upper middle class.
Where was the last place you went?
In the corner. I'm sorry.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with the ol' fam. Probably need to go over my lines again.
What did you do last night?
Went over my lines, watched some TV with my parents, watched a movie called Pass The Ammo, which Bill Paxton was blah in, but Tim Curry as the televangelist was the awesome (and Brian Thompson was hilarious, too...). Then I turned off the video and IFC was on and I was entranced by an incredibly bizarre movie called The Strange Hostel of Naked Pleasures. Weird movie from Brazil, apparently. And not at all as sexy as you'd think.
Click to viewThough... what I saw was slightly better quality and in color. I have no idea why I watched the whole thing. I mean... there's a whole sequence with meatballs on strings. And then I saw a little bit of Cube was interrupted and then decided that I really wanted to see it sometime later. When I can pause it if I get interrupted... and also I can watch it when it's not 4 in the morning.
Do you remember who you liked three months ago?
YOU.
What's one thing that's been bothering you lately?
Everything. I wish it'd stop.
Do you like winter?
Only as a friend. We tried dating once. Didn't really work out.
Whose lap did you last sit on, and when?
My own. Next October. That was weird.
Last time you laughed?
I laughed at my silly dog Marvin who is silly.
Who was the first and last person you heard on the phone today?
First, my dad. On a voice mail. Dad was testing a thing. Last, Bruce. Also on a voice mail. That one was old and I forgot to delete it.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Sure. By the way, today (actually yesterday... Jan. 17th) was my parent's 22nd anniversary. Woo-hoo!
How many people have you texted today?
2 or 3. Maybe 4. Usually, it's only two people a day. My J-Dawgs. Josh and Jessi. And quite often, I send them the exact same ones. I'm that unoriginal.
Are you someone who worries too often?
Why do you ask? Uh-oh... Is something wrong? I CAN'T TAKE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE!
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Baseball. July 4thish.
Are you wearing any socks?
Why, yes. For they keep my toes warm and cozy.
Would you ever donate your blood?
I dunno. I'm extremely needle-phobic.
Have you ever walked on the beach during the night?
I believe I have, yes. I didn't stay out there too long, because of the ocean vampires.
How did you and your number 2 become friends?
My cousin, Kipp. He didn't really hook us up or anything. We just both knew him. And then one thing led to another and now we share a love that isn't allowed in certain states.
Last person to send you a myspace message?
Vince. He sent me some groovy logos.
What do you think about this person?
He is insane. Crazy. A madman. Which is cool. He's cool. And awesome. And witty. And smart. And my co-hort.
Oh, I almost forgotten. He's SO SWEDISH.
Who can you go to for anything?
No one. I can go to certain people for a lot of things. But not everything. I can go to my parents for almost everything. But I can't go to them for lots of money. Or sex. Because that would be wrong and weird and ew no. But come to think of it, I can't really go to anybody for those things. So this is a pretty pointless answer. But I'm a pretty pointless guy. Unless you count my points.... Of which I have 9. So now you don't need to count them. I'm helpful like that. I'm also helpful like this. But never helpful like so. I hope this was helpful! If it wasn't, go help yourself. There's leftovers in the fridge. There's rightunders in the freezer. There's nothing in the pantry. But the pantry is in the basement. But I don't have a basement. So I don't have a pantry. Which explains why there's nothing in it. So don't go looking. Try smelling. That sometimes helps. But not as much as me. Because I'm helpful, remember? No, seriously. I just said it a couple of lines back. You forgetful thing, you. I bet you don't even remember the question. I know I don't. I think it had something to do with lustful penguins. Or maybe it was nun beating. Either way, I heartily disapprove. But I approve this message. Vote Lincoln! Stovepipe hats are IN! Washington wigs are out. And so is Jodie Foster. Big surprise there. Big surprise here: SURPRISE! Big flaming surprise left on your front door step. That's right, it's a bag full of rainbows and fairies! It took me forever to catch the little buggers. And I'm not entirely sure what they eat. I've been feeding them cheese and Lucky Charms. Fattening them up for the harvest. Which leads us back to Brian Thompson:
It all makes sense now.
Have you spoken to your father today?
Yes.
Do you currently hate someone?
No.
What are you doing next?
Whatever the doctors want me to do-oo-oo.... I took his giggles.s.s.ss heeh ee wow i was enedle fobic but watever wuiz in that one makes me flel akk happi n-side. Hee haheeeeeeeeeee!
Would you go out in public the way you look right now?
With this nose? I think not! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? Pony! Pony! Pony! TAIL! Pin it on the dog! No, the monkey! No, the mog! Wait, no. DONKEY! Hee haw hee haw! Zing Zang Zoom! Feel the butter.
Anyone you want to be with right now?
You and all your magical friends. Yes. YOU. No, I don't- What do you mean, I-... Put down the gun, Magical Teddy Bear... We can talk this out... No, I-... I didn't mean it like that. I would never cheat on you with Fizzle Fairy Wings... You know th- NO!!!! FIZZLE FAIRY WINGS! YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HER?! SHE WAS MY MAGICAL FRIEND! *sob* *sob* *more sob* GIVE ME THAT GUN! Graga sdhggh dfh you son of a ausgyf as gh asdb GAH! *BAM!* Take that, Teddy. Take that TO HELL. Ooo, yes, I'll take the shiny coat, doctorperson. I like the sleeves. They go aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll the way to the back! Woo! Bouncy walls! Hee hee! Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy! I smell the colors. They're filling the cavity in Teddy's head now. Such happiness and warmth in this place of dreams. Come join me, won't you?