Me: Hi there! What can I get for you?
Customer: I'll have a Grande Cinnamon Douche Latte.
Me: ...I beg your pardon?
Customer: A Grande Cinnamon Douche Latte!
Me: ::tries not to laugh and fails because I'm secretly twelve::

And to think that back in November I wanted to quit my job.

Probably more aptly titled: ZOMFG. I live.

It's been a while since I've actually blogged anything. Last year, I had all these grandiose plans of blogging my little heart out and having everyone bow down before me in all my awesomeness.

But, that fell through in light of real life.

( Oh wow... )

So, this summer, I had the pleasure of having what was pretty much my first real job. Now, normally, I've been content with babysitting, but when an old friend from Jr. High told me that she needed someone else to work with her at the Stampede, I was just unable to turn her down. Well, there was the possibility that she just might have blackmailed ( Read more... )