A guide to the worlds Religions
Thanks to pumagrrl and ajnastarheart, here is the "directors extended version of the list... enjoy
Ideology and religion - a comparative guide
Taoism - Shit happens.
Calvinism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism - Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2 - What is the sound of shit happening?
Altruism - Want some shit?
Hinduism - This shit has happened before.
Darwinism - We came from shit.
Islam - If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2 - If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3 - If shit happens, blame Israel.
Islam #4 - If shit happens, take a hostage.
Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it. It's your fault.
Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian - This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian - It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Congregationalist - Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Luther - If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism - If shit happens, you will go to Hell, unless you are born again!
Fundamentalist #2 - If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalist #3 - Shit must be born again.
TV Evangelism - Send us money and shit won't happen.
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to us?
Seventh-Day Adventism - No shit will happen on Saturday.
Creationism - God made all shit.
Secular Humanism - Shit evolves.
Christian Science - Shit happening is all in your mind.
Scientology - If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157.
Capitalism - That's MY shit.
Communism - It's everybody's shit.
Feminism - Men are shit.
Chauvinism - We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Impressionism - From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism -Shit doesn't happen ; shit IS.
Stoicism - This shit is good for me.
Mormonism - God sent us this shit.
Wiccan - And it harm no-one, let shit happen.
Jehova's Witnesses - Knock, Knock - shit happens.
Jehova's Witnesses #2 - May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Moonies - Only really happy shit happens!
Hare Krishna - Shit happens, rama rama, ding ding.
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit!
Satanism - SNEPPAH TIHS
Atheism - What shit?
Nihilism - No shit.
Alcoholics Anonymous - Shit happens - one day at a time.
Environmentalism - You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
Socialism - Sorry, we are out of shit today.
Yoga - There's a full lotus shit happening.
Transcendental Meditation - Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit...
Vandalism - I'm going to break this shit!
Surrealism - Shit is shiny and shaped like a watch.
The Force #1- Do not be swayed by the dark side of the shit.
The Force #2- Sith Happens
Asatru: Viking shit.
Shamanism: Great Spirit shit.
(I snagged this off the old information superhighway and thought it was pretty funny, but I added an entry for Asatru and Shamanism since they didn't list anything for them Grrr *lol*). And the Jedism: Sith Happens is from Pumagrrl.
Ideology and religion - a comparative guide
Taoism - Shit happens.
Calvinism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism - Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2 - What is the sound of shit happening?
Altruism - Want some shit?
Hinduism - This shit has happened before.
Darwinism - We came from shit.
Islam - If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2 - If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3 - If shit happens, blame Israel.
Islam #4 - If shit happens, take a hostage.
Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it. It's your fault.
Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian - This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian - It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Congregationalist - Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Luther - If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism - If shit happens, you will go to Hell, unless you are born again!
Fundamentalist #2 - If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalist #3 - Shit must be born again.
TV Evangelism - Send us money and shit won't happen.
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to us?
Seventh-Day Adventism - No shit will happen on Saturday.
Creationism - God made all shit.
Secular Humanism - Shit evolves.
Christian Science - Shit happening is all in your mind.
Scientology - If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157.
Capitalism - That's MY shit.
Communism - It's everybody's shit.
Feminism - Men are shit.
Chauvinism - We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Impressionism - From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism -Shit doesn't happen ; shit IS.
Stoicism - This shit is good for me.
Mormonism - God sent us this shit.
Wiccan - And it harm no-one, let shit happen.
Jehova's Witnesses - Knock, Knock - shit happens.
Jehova's Witnesses #2 - May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Moonies - Only really happy shit happens!
Hare Krishna - Shit happens, rama rama, ding ding.
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit!
Satanism - SNEPPAH TIHS
Atheism - What shit?
Nihilism - No shit.
Alcoholics Anonymous - Shit happens - one day at a time.
Environmentalism - You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
Socialism - Sorry, we are out of shit today.
Yoga - There's a full lotus shit happening.
Transcendental Meditation - Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit...
Vandalism - I'm going to break this shit!
Surrealism - Shit is shiny and shaped like a watch.
The Force #1- Do not be swayed by the dark side of the shit.
The Force #2- Sith Happens
Asatru: Viking shit.
Shamanism: Great Spirit shit.
(I snagged this off the old information superhighway and thought it was pretty funny, but I added an entry for Asatru and Shamanism since they didn't list anything for them Grrr *lol*). And the Jedism: Sith Happens is from Pumagrrl.