Title: Shrek logic works!
Remix of Sororcula's
I Thought You Needed A Permit For That Sort Of ThingPairing: In-yur-eyes Ian/Amita.
Rating: PG-15
Summary: What happens when someone says "don't look down"? Same thing that happens when Amita tells herself "don't look."
Word Count: N/A
Spoilers: None
Notes/Warnings:
Prompt: "Inked" from the random pairing generator and "Skin" at numb3rs100
Disclaimer: I own none of them. This would have been fun on an episode, I grant you; but the original drabble would've been better.
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Smart as she is, Amita falls for it every time.
She tells herself Don't look at his tattoo! And what happens?
She looks at it. And at all the exposed muscle on Agent Edgerton. That sniper's a living weapon, she thinks to herself, right before commanding her eyes to Look away. Don't ogle him.
Yeah, like that works...for very long.
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