Primeval humour
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Title: Locker Room prehistoric innuendo - humor.
Fandom: Primeval.
Rating: PG-19
Warnings: Innuendo, language, anatomy.
Pairings: None.
Characters: Stephen, Nick, Ryan.
Spoilers: all of 1-5 of season 1, and the first 1/3 of episode 6 of season 1.
Genre: Humor, innuendo.
Word Count: 255.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters.
Short Summary: not sure how to summarize it.
Author’s note: This is my attempt to both prove that I know what innuendo is, and to provide the requested “Ryan with oil” scene.
Any typos are entirely my own.
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Secondary School gymnasium locker room:
It was a scientifically-known fact that went undisputed among paleontologists, that sauropods all swallowed stones to help the pulverize and digest plant matter. The three men had managed to avoid the stones as those rocks had been upchucked at great speed.
Unfortunately, they hadn’t been able to dodge the thing that no paleontologist - at least not to Professor Cutter’s knowledge - had ever thought of. Nobody had ever given thought to just how many different fluids were in the stomachs of the great sauropods.
There was a pounding on the locker room door. “C’mon guys,” Abby said, “surely you’re done by now.”
“It may take a while,” Ryan grumbled as he stood under the running water, trying to scrub the oil-like substance off, as well as to get rid of as much of the accompanying stink as possible.
Stephen pinched Nick’s bum. “What the -?” In answer, Stephen held up one of the sauropod’s associated bloodsucking insects. “Thanks, then.”
“Are you coming or not?” Claudia asked, joining Abby in pestering them, though the girls didn’t see it as pestering.
“So many ways to answer that,” Stephen said under his breath.
“That’s a big one,” Ryan said as he leaned towards Stephen’s crotch.
Stephen’s scream could be heard all throughout the gymnasium. Later on, he would claim that that was only because the pipes conduct sound very well.
“Fine,” Ryan said, holding up his cigarette and what he’d removed, “next time you’ve got a leech on your thigh, you take it off.”
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The End
Title: Locker Room prehistoric innuendo - humor.
Fandom: Primeval.
Rating: PG-19
Warnings: Innuendo, language, anatomy.
Pairings: None.
Characters: Stephen, Nick, Ryan.
Spoilers: all of 1-5 of season 1, and the first 1/3 of episode 6 of season 1.
Genre: Humor, innuendo.
Word Count: 255.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters.
Short Summary: not sure how to summarize it.
Author’s note: This is my attempt to both prove that I know what innuendo is, and to provide the requested “Ryan with oil” scene.
Any typos are entirely my own.
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Secondary School gymnasium locker room:
It was a scientifically-known fact that went undisputed among paleontologists, that sauropods all swallowed stones to help the pulverize and digest plant matter. The three men had managed to avoid the stones as those rocks had been upchucked at great speed.
Unfortunately, they hadn’t been able to dodge the thing that no paleontologist - at least not to Professor Cutter’s knowledge - had ever thought of. Nobody had ever given thought to just how many different fluids were in the stomachs of the great sauropods.
There was a pounding on the locker room door. “C’mon guys,” Abby said, “surely you’re done by now.”
“It may take a while,” Ryan grumbled as he stood under the running water, trying to scrub the oil-like substance off, as well as to get rid of as much of the accompanying stink as possible.
Stephen pinched Nick’s bum. “What the -?” In answer, Stephen held up one of the sauropod’s associated bloodsucking insects. “Thanks, then.”
“Are you coming or not?” Claudia asked, joining Abby in pestering them, though the girls didn’t see it as pestering.
“So many ways to answer that,” Stephen said under his breath.
“That’s a big one,” Ryan said as he leaned towards Stephen’s crotch.
Stephen’s scream could be heard all throughout the gymnasium. Later on, he would claim that that was only because the pipes conduct sound very well.
“Fine,” Ryan said, holding up his cigarette and what he’d removed, “next time you’ve got a leech on your thigh, you take it off.”
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The End