PROPHECY: 1973 "Super Friends" vs. Seattle Mariners Dustin Ackley's Foul Ball to Dave Niehaus' Son
These are my favorite Blog Entries to write on how to forge Prophecies out of regular News Articles. News articles don't mean anything until you start stringing them together with whatever you're going to build.
People just think Prophecies are this "mysterious," other worldly thing that happens by Forces unknown.
However, forging Prophecies is really no different than planning and organizing the construction of a Building or a Monument.
1) You draw out the plans (Write the Prophecy)
2) You pitch it to the investors with the resources (Pitch it to the Subconscious Collective or Mother Earth)
3) You obtain the building permits (Let the Subconscious Collective make the arrangements with Subconscious Minds affected by the building)
4) You acquire the raw materials needed for the structure (Tap into the Subconscious Collective or Mother Earth/Mother Nature to provide materials or ingredients)
5) Build the structure (Make the Prophecy happen)
So when it's finished, that's how you get your Prophecy and make something come true. When builders erect a Skyscraper, they're technically "Prophecizing" in a physical environment about what is going to be sitting in that area months from now.
"SUPER FRIENDS" PROPHECY
Now let me show you how you can transform a cartoon into a Prophecy:
1) News states that a tornado hit Omaha Nebraska tossing 13 freight cars and even postponing a College World Series Baseball Game
2) I said on 6/19/2011 in Blog Entry #3872705 that Seattle Mariners Dustin Ackley hit a foul ball to the son of recently deceased Seattle Mariners Announcer Dave Niehaus
3) I said that Dustin Ackley's Jersey #13 is shown in his Wikipedia Bio aligning with 13 for the 13th State of Rhode Island that became a State on 5/29
4) I said on 6/19/2011 in Blog Entry #3872020 about the 1973 "Super Friends" Cartoon Intro with Ted Knight as the narrator
5) In the Intro, you see Superman stop a train a from going off a cliff where the rail has broken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqRxWAqnQ_g
6) Front Page news shows how a Tornado tossed 13 freight cars of a train in the air
7) When I looked for news on Google pertaining to it rather than the Video provided, I came across a News Article dated 4/26 of 2007 at 4:26 pm in Buckland
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2007/04/13_freight_cars_derail_in_buck.html
8) 4/26 is the birthday of actor Tom Welling of "Smallville" who plays Clark Kent/Superman
9) 4:26 pm = 4/26
10) I said on 6/19/2011 in Blog Entry #3872020 about the "Family Guy" Spoof of the "Super Friends"
11) Lois/Wonder Woman uses her Lasso of Truth to rope a dragon and drag it off with her Invisible Jet
12) I said on 6/20/2011 in Blog Entry #3872933 about the "Magnetic Rope" by the Sun that aligns with the kinky sexual encounter I had with a playmate on Second Life dressing up as Wonder Woman with her Lasso of Truth as a form of bondage
13) I said on 6/16/2011 in Blog Entry #3869224 about the song "Hello" by Martin Solveig, Featuring Dragonette where I was worried that I had inserted a Bliss Personality Microchip into the Sun Software Program
14) The Wonder Woman incident on Second Life merging with the Dragon Theme would be the portion in the "Super Friends" Cartoon" where you see Wonder Woman lassoing a Dragon
15) News for 6/20/2011 talks about the 4 historical figures that never had kids, and the last one is Jesus Christ where there's a reference to "Batman Jesus"
16) That article would be Batman in the "Super Friends"
17) News for 6/20/2011 was stating about "Gangbanging Dolphins"
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/20/gang-banging-dolphins_n_880323.html
18) In the "Super Friends" Intro, Aquaman is riding Dolphins and communicating with the Sea Creatures
So those would be the 4 main Super Friends show in the cartoon. That's how you can forge a Prophecy using the 1973 Cartoon where all the elements needed (4 Superheroes) have manifested in the News within a 3 day period.
I'd take it a step further because you notice that some of the news articles compared to the Superheroes are where bad things are happening like the Tornado compared to Superman and a bunch of "thug Dolphins" harming porpoises symbolizing Aquaman.
I said 6/20/2011 in Blog Entry #3873197 about the woman who made a mistake about a bomb on a DC Jet claiming that God sent her a message to warn people.
I said that according to my readings that if the Planet as a sentient organism like a Mother Earth figure has been giving readings that she's not exactly happy with the Human Race right now. So why would Mother Earth in the form of a "God" Persona try to warn people to rescue them?
It's sounds cruel, but I once said that the reason why Mother Earth created Cancer was for Population Control.
In "Thank You for Smoking" with Aaron Eckhart, his character Nick Naylor says that smoking is for Population Control to get rid of people.
That's really true.
The Planet knew that Humans could get out of hand or "run amok." So it set up all kinds of ways to "tempt" humans and kill them off.
It sounds ludicrous, but if you are a Planet that runs on Geological Time and can't move fast enough as humans that behave like a virus going out of control, you'd put natural safety protocols that will destroy humans to keep them from overrunning the system and destroying it.
You have to see it from the Perspective of a Planet.
Humans are supposed to be Body Cells of the Planet.
When a Body Cell "mutates" and doesn't do what it's supposed to do, the Immune System fails to recognize the Cancer Cell as a threat and exterminate the mutated Body Cell because it is "of the body."
Since it is of the body, the Immune System ignores it even though you know the Cancer Cell is a threat.
How would you feel if you had Cancer and your body cells started mutating and not doing what they were supposed to be doing? Imagine them spreading to other body cells and going out of control causing harm or damage to the other body cells trying to do their job?
That's no different than Humans as Planetary Body Cells that decide to become criminals, murderers, and pariah on society hurting or killing upstanding citizens that are Planetary Body Cells doing their job like they're supposed to.
If you were a Planet, wouldn't you want to remove the Cancer that is killing you?
This also answers the question, "Why are all the things that taste good or feel good bad for you?"
Haven't you noticed that things that food that tastes so good is really bad for your body? If you have too much sugar, you get diabetes. If you have too much sex, you can contract a venereal disease.
I claim the Planet knew exactly what it was doing when it designed the Human Race.
It set all those things up so that it would weed out the weak-minded individuals that would transform into problems later. It set things up so that it would screw up the human body and increase the likelihood of mortality or shortening the life span of those who are gluttonous or self-serving.
It rewards the Planetary Body Cells (Humans) who take care of their body and work hard to keep themselves clean.
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LASSO OF TRUTH VS. BATMAN JESUS
I wanted to make some other comments tied to the theme of this Blog.
Today is 6/21 when New Hampshire became a State. It's the birthday of Prince William. It's his first birthday as a husband to Kate Middleton. It's also the birthday of actress Erica Durance who played Lois Lane on "Smallville."
In the news article where writer Dan O'Brien says about how cool it would be to have a Batman Jesus, that's already kind of happened because Jesus is the Way. Notice that the word "Way" is in "Bruce WAY-ne" who is Batman played by CHRIST-ian Bale born 1/30 meaning "God Wisconsin" or "God 5/29."
Then there's Wonder Woman with her Lasso of Truth
1) Lasso of Truth = L as SO of Truth
2) L = 12th Letter = Pisces
3) SO = Opposite of OS
4) Pisces = Opposite of Virgo = Virgin
5) OS = Operating System
6) L as SO = Pisces as SO
7) Pisces as SO = Virgo as OS
8) Virgo as OS = Virgin as Operating System
9) I said on 6/20/2011 in Blog Entry #3872933 that with the Blade and the Chalice, God would be the Cup or Chalice holding the Information like a Database while the Virgin Mary would be Software Program that organizes or formats the data in a particular configuration
So that "L as SO of Truth" belonging to Wonder Woman would be like Wonder Woman as the Virgin Mary Symbol.
That Lasso of Truth is important because in the story of Wonder Woman, the Lasso of Truth has the ability to compel people to tell the Truth. As a Software Program, that's a really powerful tool.
I'm a Pure Virgin in real life and I can do something similar with my Wonder Woman Software Program when I plug it into the Electromagnetic Field with the Subconscious Collective and use the "Lasso of Truth" Software Program to compel people to tell the Truth.
Subconscious Minds will start leaking what really happened because I've said that the use people's eyes and ears as Security Cameras and then the Electromagnetic Field serves as a Wi-Fi Connection allowing for Live Streaming Web Cam that uploads to the rest of the Subconscious Minds so that they know exactly what people said and did.
However, also notice that Wonder Woman's weakness was if someone wrapped her up in her own Lasso of Truth. If she's bound by her own rope, she can't escape.
There's a similar theme with me if the "Lasso of Truth" symbolizes a "Virgin as Operating System," it means that with the Rules and Programming Code that I installed to make the "Wonder Woman" Software Program work with that Lasso's abilities can also limit me because I have to abide by the same rules that everyone else does.
So if someone "turns" my own "Wonder Woman" Software Program against me where they're "forcing" me to tell the Truth by "binding me" in that Lasso of Truth, I can be tied up.
Though it begs the question that if I'm the one who wrote the Wonder Woman Software Program and someone is turning it on me, why are you trying to stop Wonder Woman who is supposed to be one of the Good Superheroes?
It's true there are some regions where everything is turned inside out where you can have Evil Supermen, Evil Batmans, Evil Aquamans, and Evil Wonder Women.
However, I built or created the Psychic Software Programs modeling it after my favorite childhood Superheroes that I idolized as a kid because I believe that we do need Superheroes.
So I figured why not use my Psychic Abilities to create a Psychic Version of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Spider-Man, Captain America, and every other Superhero?
I'm one of the Good Guys.
Else why would I build it if I was the bad guy?
If the Superheroes are transformed into Software Programs that are imbued with the properties of those Comic Strip Superheroes that are in the Database, they'd behave that way.
If I was a bad person, the Superhero Software Programs would turn on me if I was a bad person because you can't lie to them. They'd see right through you since they can read your thoughts.
That's why I even joke that I look like Superman in real life.
Superman was the odd character who didn't wear a mask or hide his identity regarding his face whereas all the other Superheroes did aside from Wonder Woman and Supergirl.
However, in DC Comic Lore, we saw parallel Earths where in one Earth Supergirl died while in the other Earth Wonder Woman died. So if those 2 Superheroines died in their respect Earths, it hints that they were technically the same.
I think if you do a Google Search of Images, you'll see a split Screen of one Superman grieving as he holds the lifeless body of Supergirl and the other Superman holding the lifeless body of Wonder Woman.
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Beware of Gang-Banging Dolphins
Gang Banging Dolphins
First Posted: 06/20/11 10:19 AM ET Updated: 06/20/11 10:19 AM ET
TheFrisky.com:
According to scientists, violence among young male dolphins is on the rise.
A gang of bottleneck dolphins in the Pacific Ocean have been reeking havoc on porpoises that invade their turf in the Monterey Bay.
The bottlenecks surround their porpoise victim, ram it to death with their noses, and use the carcass for a game of catch.
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/20/gang-banging-dolphins_n_880323.html
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Tornado Sirens Force Evacuation of Omaha Stadium
AP
Heavy storm clouds darken the sky as rain and wind gusts blow over downtown Omaha, Neb., Monday, June 20, 2011. (AP Photo/Dave Weaver) AP - Heavy storm clouds darken the sky as rain and wind gusts blow over downtown Omaha, Neb., Monday, June …
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- Tue Jun 21, 9:49 am ET
OMAHA, Neb. - Thousands of fans watching a College World Series game evacuated an Omaha stadium when tornado sirens blared and ominous black clouds roiled above, as violent thunderstorms tore across the region.
The National Weather Service did not issue a tornado warning as the storm barreled toward TD Ameritrade Park on Monday night. Nevertheless, officials halted the Florida-Vanderbilt game and ushered fans onto the stadium concourse and to an underground shelter as heavy rain began to pelt the city, lightning lit up the sky and winds of up to 69 miles per hour buffeted the area.
Florida had been leading 3-1 with two outs in the bottom of the sixth inning. The NCAA suspended the game until Tuesday morning.
Early Tuesday, the weather service said it had received several reports of tornadoes in Nebraska on Monday afternoon. It is possible that some of the reports were duplicate sightings of the same twisters. None were spotted at TD Ameritrade Park.
Residents reported tornado damage in York County, central Nebraska, where the storm knocked down power line. The York News-Times reported that a freight train was derailed when high winds knocked several cars off the tracks Monday evening on the outskirts of Bradshaw.
The storm also damaged trees and downed power lines near Elm Creek in Buffalo County. Residents reported damage in Stromsburg, Fremont, Columbus and Bennington.
Over the border in Norton County, Kan., a powerful storm destroyed at least three homes on Monday afternoon, Sharon Watson of the Kansas Adjutant General's office said. Four family members escaped their destroyed home with just minor cuts and scrapes, Watson said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110621/ap_on_re_us/us_midwest_storms
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The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had Kids
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Daniel O'Brien
June 17, 2011 590,519 views
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I'm really stoked because, 20-some-odd years ago, my Dad decided there wasn't enough O'Brien Juice floating around America, so he and Momma O'Brien got together and made me. Unfortunately, not everyone is as awesome as my Dad when it comes to keeping the bloodline going, and those who do decide to reproduce aren't always the ones you'd prefer. In movies like Idiocracy (and life, I guess), you always hear about idiots throughout history who keep making more and more idiot children. Monsters who just want to raise more little monsters, until they have a monster majority -- while brilliant, thoughtful people are usually so preoccupied with how thoughtful they are that they forget to procreate.
Pointing out the people who shouldn't have had kids (Hitler's Dad, his Mom and so forth), is easy and boring. So, in honor of Father's Day, I've rounded up a bunch of awesome and badass historical figures who absolutely should have filled this planet with their offspring.
Happy Father's Day!
#4.
George Washington
There's a lot to admire about our first and, some would argue, best president, George Washington. The only official United States president to be able to claim that he was way into presidenting back "before it was cool," Washington is widely known as the "Father of our Country," but not, regrettably, the "Father of Anything Else."
Washington remains the only president to receive 100 percent of the electoral votes. He was a farmer who became a soldier when his country needed him and, after he made the British look like a bunch of assholes in the Revolutionary War, he returned to his farm instead of taking advantage the massive political power inherent to commanding the winning army. He only accepted the presidency when it was made clear that his country needed him, and he made sure he stayed humble and condemned anything resembling "royal treatment," because he knew he was setting a president precedent, and he wanted all future presidents to stay grounded and be men of the people. He showed insane levels of badass bravery on the battlefield and a measured thoughtfulness as president, making himself the model that every subsequent president would strive to live up to (they all failed).
"Good luck following THIS, everyone else!"
Congressman Henry Lee celebrated Washington at his funeral saying, "First in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen, he was second to none in humble and enduring scenes of private life. Pious, just, humane, temperate and sincere; uniform, dignified and commanding; his example was as edifying to all around him as were the effects of that example lasting ..." If there is anyone in history who would have a right to examine his surroundings and claim, "You know, this world would be better if there were a bunch of Little Me's running around it," it would be George Washington.
"America's OK, I guess. Just seems like it could use some more Washington."
Unfortunately, "Ole' Town-Destroyer" was so busy basting America's fertile grounds with his strong-jawed president-juice that he never got around to shooting any into his wife in any kind of meaningful way. It's possible that Washington was sterile, or even that his wife Martha simply lacked the structural stability required to support the enormous balls of a baby Washington for nine months, but we'll never really know the truth. All we know is that our noble Soldier President was the last of his bloodline -- there are no more Washington's. It would have been nice to stock the White House with Washington Jr. after Washington Jr. from now until the end of time, but maybe it's better this way. Not every sequel lives up to the original.
#3.
Nikola Tesla
I've written about my love of Nikola Tesla, "the father of radio, television, power transmission, the induction motor and the robot," before and Cracked has covered him elsewhere as well. For those who haven't read everything that's ever been published on this site (why?), suffice it to say that Tesla was a brilliant and passionate inventor who was screwed out of money, fame and respect by well-known supervillain Thomas Edison. Tesla was fluent in eight languages, a progressive supporter of gender equality and, according to a friend, "also a poet, a philosopher, an appreciator of fine music, a linguist and a connoisseur of food and drink." All in all, a fairly well-rounded guy (who also might have been crazy).
"And for my next science experiment: Teeessssllllaaaa!"
He died alone, in debt and, thanks to Edison, without any of the credit that he deserved. He was survived by no sons or daughters, apparently because he must not have thought he was worthy of any. Tesla sincerely (and controversially) believed that only the strongest and brightest should breed, that we should embrace eugenics and weed the "unfit" out of society, saying, "Certainly no one who is not a desirable parent should be permitted to produce progeny." Tesla, unfortunately, simply didn't consider himself to be a desirable parent. His image of himself was so low, that he used himself as an example as someone who should not be contributing to a future race of supermen. Which sucked. Maybe if he'd had a kid, he'd realize he wasn't so shitty. Or, he could hand his knowledge down to his offspring, and that kid would fight to make sure the Tesla name received the respect and money that it deserved. Or, hell, even if the kid didn't end up in science, he would at the very least grow up to beat the crap out of Edison's shitty kids.
"My name is LightningBolt Tesla. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Also? At the time of his death, he was working on a fucking death ray. If he had passed on his brilliant mind to a son or daughter, and they used it to complete his work and research, can you imagine what would happen?
Loads of death, probably, sure, yeah, but HOLY-SHIT-A-DEATH-RAY!
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#2.
Quentin Roosevelt
You've never heard of Quentin, but you have heard of Roosevelt, which explains why your eyes have boners just from reading the title of this entry. We've never published a single story about former president Theodore Roosevelt that wasn't just bursting with unquestionable manliness, because that guy is just the embodiment of ass-kickery. To celebrate Father's Day, Theodore Roosevelt would go to an outdoor boxing ring because his biological parents were mountains and a fist. I went to a doctor about a troubling lump I'd found, but it turned out that I'd grown an extra testicle simply by writing about Theodore Roosevelt. When told that he could no longer be president, Roosevelt got sad and that's why it still sometimes rains today. His dick is, like, the best.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
But who was Quentin Roosevelt, and why should he have been a father? Let's dig into this. Theodore Roosevelt had four sons (Theodore Jr., Kermit, Archie and Quentin), and every single one of them was badass on a level that most historians refer to as "Rooseveltian." Theodore Jr. is a Medal-of-Honor-winning soldier and politician who served in both world wars. He received his first rifle when he was nine, studied at Harvard, was Governor of Puerto Rico and served his country in many battles. A general of his in WWII described him as someone with "a complete contempt for personal danger," and his Medal of Honor citation reads "His valor, courage and presence in the very front of the attack and his complete unconcern at being under heavy fire inspired the troops to heights of enthusiasm and self-sacrifice." His brother, Kermit, also served in both world wars, and when he was out of wars to fight, he would travel through "uncharted Himalayan mountain passes" hunting legendarily gigantic sheep monsters because they were difficult to get, and made for the best trophies, and then he published a series of books, mostly about what a straight up G he was. Tragically, he eventually committed suicide (because a Roosevelt is one of the only documented things that can actually stop a Roosevelt), but not before leaving a trail of badass accomplishments in his wake. Archie Roosevelt also served in both world wars, and received injuries to the exact same knee in both (via grenade in WWII), making him "the only American to ever be classified as 100 percent disabled twice for the same wound incurred in two different wars." And even though he was disabled (twice), he still managed to return to battle after a too-brief recovery. His tombstone reads "The old fighting man, home from the wars." Finally, we come to Quentin, Theodore's favorite son and considered by many to be a better version of Theodore Roosevelt than Theodore Roosevelt was, possessing "his father's positive qualities and few of the negative ones." Quentin was one of the most daring pilots in World War I, described here by his Captain: "He was reckless to such a degree that his commanding officers had to caution him repeatedly about the senselessness of his lack of caution. His bravery was so notorious that we all knew he would either achieve some great spectacular success or be killed in the attempt. Even the pilots in his own flight would beg him to conserve himself and wait for a fair opportunity for a victory. But Quentin would merely laugh away all serious advice." Captain Rickenbacker was right, as Quentin was killed in action in World War I.
Why did I tell you all of those awesome Roosevelt stories? Was it to make you feel even more inferior as a person? Yeah, kind of. But also I wanted to point out that Teddy Jr. had a few badass kids his self (who in turn had their own badass kids -- I think we're at Teddy Roosevelt V now). Archie and Kermit, too, shot out some Roosevelts that all followed in the giant Roosevelt footsteps of speaking softly and carrying a giant don't-you-dare-fuck-with-me everywhere they went. The only Roosevelt who didn't continue the family line was, unfortunately, Teddy Sr.'s favorite, Quentin. Now, I'm not in favor of forcing people to breed in order to create a race of super soldiers, but if we hope to stand a chance in battle when the aliens eventually come to claim our planet, we are going to need a hell of a lot more Roosevelts. All of Teddy's boys turned into fathers except one, and it happened to be the closest thing we had to a super Roosevelt? If Quentin was a good version of Teddy without any of Teddy's bad qualities, it follows that his kid would have been an improved version of Quentin, and so on and so on, until they crack the Roosevelt formula and distill it down to its perfect essence. I don't want to rely on wild speculation for this piece, but if Quentin kept the Roosevelt line going, one of his kids would eventually become president, and then we would never need any more presidents. We were so close to perfection. This is why I hate World War I so much.
#1.
Jesus Hootie Christ
I know. It's the Internet, and I brought up Jesus, so you're mad at me. I'm mad at me. Even that picture of Jesus up there looks mad at me. But I swear I'm not trying to court controversy here. This won't really be about Jesus, because it's not my place to come down on one side or the other and say, "Jesus was the son of God" or "Jesus was just a kind, knowledgeable prophet with a bunch of good ideas." I don't write for a site that makes bold and relevant theological claims; I write for a site that lets me pretend the "H" in Jesus' middle name stands for "Hootie." I'm only saying that -- son of God or no son of God -- it would have been neat if Jesus had a kid, because one of two things would have happened:
Thing #1: Religious Clarity
You know how people misquote and misrepresent the Bible all the time? I'm sure you do. You can find more than one book that exists only to point out frequently misrepresented Bible quotes, plus books that debunk those other books. Interpreting the Bible has yielded in two thriving, competing businesses. That's how prevalent it is.
Still, Jesus, divine or not, seemed to know what was right and what was wrong. He wasn't an asshole, generally speaking. If I was Jesus, and I'm old and humble enough to know now that I'm (probably) not, I'd like to think that I would be considerate enough to make just a ton of kids. I'd have kids, and I'd teach them everything I knew and I'd instruct them to have their own kids to keep the family knowledge alive forever. It would be the surest way to keep my message intact. Imagine how amazing it would be if politicians and radio commentators and talk show hosts and comedians wouldn't be able to come out and say, "Jesus meant [this]" or "Jesus meant [that]," because we'd have a legitimate source who could say, "Uh, my Dad was Jesus, and that's totally not what he meant." It may not tell us if Jesus was divine, or if Jesus was even right, but at least it would give us some freaking accuracy. It would invalidate anyone who was trying to manipulate the Bible to fit their own agenda.
Thing #2: The Bible Would Have a Really Badass Part 3
Let's say Jesus was a good guy who preached kindness and loving your neighbor and all that good stuff. And let's say he had a kid. And then let's say a bunch of people arrested Jesus and publicly crucified him. That is going to yield one seriously pissed off kid, and that is awesome to me. Because if the kid didn't decide to keep the message of kindness alive (like I mentioned in "Thing #1"), then the only alternative is that he'd spend his entire life avenging his father's death, and holy shit how much cooler would the Bible be if it had a whole extra book that was all about Lil' Hootie Jr. running around and beating the crap out of the people who murdered his father? So much cooler. You'd go to church and some days you'd hear about the Ten Commandments or the Prodigal Son or fish and bread, and some days you'd hear about the time Christ's kid straight wasted a bunch of suckers to avenge his father's death.
It's a win-win situation, because on one hand, you'd have a kid who would continue in his father's footsteps to ensure total clarity of purpose -- and on the other, you'd have a kid who dedicated his entire life to hurting the people who murdered his dad, which, yes, is exactly like an epically Biblical Batman story. I crunched the numbers on this, and the only thing better than Billionaire Batman is Jesus Batman.
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