SIGNS: Shaq Says He is Superman

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Here's some funny Signs and how you can see how Sports Players are under the influence of their Subconscious Minds:

1. "Win or lose, I am programmed to do more," O'Neal said. "That's because I am the other son of Jorel - Superman":
   1. I said about my "Jesus Christ Software Program"
      
   2. You have CHRIST/OP-Her Re/EVE = Jesus Christ(Christ) Operating Procedure(OP) Female(Her) 1975(Re) Gemini Sun(EVE/555)
      
   3. You see the Subconscious Mind of Shaq steering Conscious Shaq to talk about being "programmed"...LOL
2. Remember, he does have Superman tattoos, plus had the distinctive 'S' logo on the grill and adorning the rims of some of his cars:
   1. I said 1/4/2006 that the Mind is like a Car
      
   2. I said that Davis as an African-Male has been engaging in Slavery of Jesus Christ
      
   3. SH/Aq = Gemini Superman(SH) Aquarius(AQ)
      
   4. The way that Shaq drives those cars around is symbolic of the way that Davis has been controlling me as a Car
3. In a 47-second span of Game 4, the Mavericks took five shots - and missed them all:
   1. I said 6/15/2006 about lending Davis $47.00
      
   2. You see 47 tag surface
4. 2006-06-16 09:22:01: 9:22 = 9/22. I said 9/22/2005 about the Rodimus Prime Prophecy about the Heir to the Throne
   

You get to see the things some people will say when they don't realize who's watching.

The conceited attitude you see from Shaq is when you mix my Status and Rank wtih Davis who has this conceited attitude with the way he looks down up on me with my Psychic Abilities.

1. I said 3/5/2006 how Davis was laughing and saying "You don't do anything"
   
2. That's how you get Jim DAVIS as the cartoonist for Garfield
   
3. G-AR/Field = Sun Gemini(G/7/VII) IR(AR) Electromagnetic Field(Field)
   
4. Davis thinks I'm lazy and just lie around like Garfield doing nothing
   
5. My mom used to bring me Garfield Cartoon Books from Bremerton High School
   
6. The Mascot was the Bremerton Knight
   
7. K/Night = Aquarius(K/11) Black(Night) = Davis
   

People don't realize that all of the stuff I carry out as the "CIA" or Central Intelligence Agency is all through a Remote System. My Mind acts like a Remote Control or Remote Host that allows me to issue out commands.

The Human Mind is the most sophisticated technology ever.

Notebook: Shaq Says He Is Superman
By TIM REYNOLDS
MIAMI (June 16) - Shaquille O'Neal did his share of laughing during and after Game 4 of the NBA finals.

The Wisdom of Shaq


LM Otero, AP
"Actually, my mother originally told me I wasn't born, that I was found on a train."

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He laughed a bit when referee Dick Bavetta hit him with a first-half technical foul, after a conversation in which O'Neal said he was only trying to be polite.

He even laughed a little after Dallas' Jerry Stackhouse leveled him on a fast-break chance in the third quarter, sparking a minor brouhaha.

But after the Miami Heat finished off their 98-74 win over the Mavericks on Thursday night, O'Neal really started to enjoy himself.

He said Stackhouse 's tackle wasn't even as hard a hit as the ones his daughters levy against him. He deadpanned that the no-look pass, like the one he threw to James Posey in the third quarter, is part of his regular repertoire.

And he closed his postgame press conference with another comedic gem.

"Win or lose, I am programmed to do more," O'Neal said. "That's because I am the other son of Jorel - Superman."

Remember, he does have Superman tattoos, plus had the distinctive 'S' logo on the grill and adorning the rims of some of his cars.

Misfiring Mavs

There's no record for shots missed on a single possession of the NBA finals. If one existed, the Dallas Mavericks may have challenged it Thursday night.

In a 47-second span of Game 4, the Mavericks took five shots - and missed them all.

It started with 3:42 left in the first quarter, when Dirk Nowitzki rebounded a hook shot that sailed long out of the hand of Miami's Alonzo Mourning . The Mavs brought the ball upcourt, and here's what happened:

Jerry Stackhouse missed a jumper, Adrian Griffin got the rebound.

Jason Terry missed a driving layup, and Stackhouse controlled that rebound.

Stackhouse missed again, with Griffin getting another rebound.

Terry missed, but Griffin got his third rebound in a 31-second span.

Terry missed again, and Mourning - finally - controlled the ball for Miami with 2:55 remaining.

Take away those five misses, and Dallas would have shot 50 percent in the quarter. But with them, the Mavs' percentage for the opening period sunk to 39 percent - 9-for-23.

It didn't get much better for Dallas the rest of the way. The Heat won tied the series with a 98-74 victory - after Dallas scored an NBA-record-low seven points in the fourth quarter.

Epsom Remedy

In case the team of medical personnel and the high-tech equipment that fills every corner of the Miami Heat training room wasn't enough, Pat Riley suggested a different treatment for Dwyane Wade 's injured left knee.

Epsom Salts.

Hey, it worked for Riley once.

"I broke my nose one time, came home, told my mother I broke my nose, she said, `Take a bath,"' Riley said. "I did. Back in the old days, that's how they used to handle a broken nose. Epsom Salts helps everything."

He might be right.

According to Web sites devoted to Epsom usage, the salts can be added to bath water for a soothing soak, help take the sting out of insect bites, cleanse and exfoliate skin, make a nice skin mask (when mixed with cognac, milk, lemon and one egg, of course), plus do wonders for garden and lawn growth.

But good old-fashioned electronic stimulation and ice seemed to do the trick for Wade , who injured the knee in the third quarter of Miami's Game 3 win Tuesday over the Dallas Mavericks. He had 36 points and six rebounds in Game 4, no Epsom Salts required.

Dirk Record

On the day when Michael Jordan got a new job, he lost one of his NBA records.

Dallas forward Dirk Nowitzki 's two free throws 30 seconds into Thursday's Game 4 of the finals gave him 184 makes from the line this postseason, one more than Jordan's total for the Chicago Bulls in the 1988-89 playoffs.

Nowitzki finished 11-for-13 from the foul line, giving him 193 free throws made in the playoffs.

Jordan became part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats on Thursday in a deal that gives him a stake in most of majority partner Robert Johnson's ventures. Jordan's investment makes him second only to Johnson as the largest individual owner of the Bobcats .

Here and There

Jason McElwain, the autistic basketball manager from the suburbs of Rochester, N.Y., who earned national acclaim for scoring 20 points in four minutes of Greece Athena High's final home game this season, was in attendance. ... Dallas has allowed an opposing player to score 30 or more points in 10 of its last 17 games. ... Dallas center D.J. Mbenga is eligible to return Sunday from a six-game suspension for entering the stands in the Mavs-Phoenix series. ... Not only was Game 4 sold out in Miami, the "watch party" at Dallas' American Airlines Center also was a sellout. ... Heat fans chanted "Da-vid Has-sel-hoff" when Dirk Nowitzki shot free throws. The Mavericks complained about how video screens were used to remind fans about the ploy, which was rehearsed before tip-off. But for some reason, the screen asked fans to chant with 3:56 left in the half - when Jason Williams shot a free throw, and missed.

2006-06-16 09:22:01
Updated:2006-06-16 09:22:01

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