PROPHECY: Practical Joke with Davis as Adam in "Adam and Eve"

[rodillon]

To: Blaney Davis, Heidi Davis, Dave Summers, Todor Dimitrov, Ed Bone
From: Rod
Date: Sun, 11 Jun 2006 18:18:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Practical Joke teasing Blaney as Adam in "Adam and Eve"

There's an "Adam and Eve" Prophecy that teases about Blaney making me be his personal assistant.

ADAM: I'm lonely. I need to have someone around for Company

GOD: Okay, I'll give you the perfect companion. She is beautiful, intelligent and gracious, she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word

ADAM: Sounds great. But what's she going to cost

GOD: An arm and a leg

ADAM: That's pretty steep. What can I get for a RIB?"

1. ADAM: Ad/Am = Advertising(Ad) Pennsylvania(Am/Non-Ma/PA)
   
2. Blaney is Advertising Pennsylvania
   
3. EVE: E-V-E = Sun(E/5/Leo) Sun(V/5/Leo/Sun) Sun(5/Leo)
   
4. Sun Sun Sun = 3 Sun = Gemini(3/3rd Sign) Sun
   
5. Rod is EVE born in Gemini
   
6. BUSINESS: Adam wanting "Company"
   
7. RIB: RI/B = 5/29(RI/Rhode Island) Gemini(B/2/II)
   
8. ARM: AR/M = IR(AR) 5/29(M/13/Rhode Island)
   
9. LEG: L/E.G. = Bad(L/Non-7) Example(E.G.)
   
10. Thats why when I "teach" you as CHRIST (IR), it will cost you an "AR/M" and a "L/EG" ;)
    
11. I'm born 5/29 and Gemini
    
12. Blaney getting me to do all this work for free and even deeper in debt is how Blaney was able to get me as "Eve" for only the cost of a RI/B ...LOL
    
13. Never saying a Cross Word: I said that for two years I wouldn't complain and would be quiet and submissive even when Blaney would make mistakes :)
    

I've known all about this for two years but I haven't said anything. For the first two years I was doing everything for Blaney as his personal driver, taking notes at meetings, lending him my credit card to charge things, and allowing him to take loans off my mom an family.

Blaney always calls me up asking for things:

• Check his E-mail
  
• Do MapQuest
  
• Send E-mail
  
• Type up his Contracts
  ROD: "Don't we have a copy of the contract already typed up."
  BLANEY: "I want to write a new one. It doesn't take you long to type anyway"
  
• Borrow money
  
• Do his Web Page (I told him I suck at Web Page Design and only know basics)
  
• Bring my laptop and put his folders in my bag so that he doesn't have to carry stuff
  
• BLANEY: "Wear that three piece suit you have, and can you wear your glasses so that you look smart?"
  

The Planet, which I said is alive and sentient, already knows what people are going to do when they engage in predictable behavior. That's why you have a Mathematical Decryption Code that unlocks all the Biblical Names so that Blaney's sister Heidi, other Lawyers, Scientists, and Theologists trying to pick apart what I said will have a hard time.

1. Satan was the Snake
   
2. Snake = Year of the Snake = 1977 = IR = My Initials
   
3. The Snake as the Anti-Christ got Rod (Eve) to eat from the Tree of Knowledge
   
4. Eve (Rod) took a bite of the apple and convinced Adam (Blaney) to eat from it
   
5. Adam and Eve realized they were naked and hid
   
6. I'm the T(Re)E of Knowledge
   
7. T(Re)E = Non-Alien(TE/Non-ET) with 1975(Re/75-Periodic)
   
8. When you eat from the Tree of Knowledge you realize that there are 7 Billion Subconscious Minds watching you and know everything you do
   
9. That's how you get people realizing they're naked and that 7 Billion Subconscious Minds are watching you when you take a crap, take a shower, and are having SEX
   
10. It means that when people are having SEX, the Subconscious Minds of their PARENTS, Friends, Relatives, and Co-Workers are watching you
    

That's how you get GOD who cast Adam and Eve out of Paradise.

You get to see how the Bible unlocks all the ACRONYMS.

Personally, I'm not worried about the money. Just reading this makes me bust up laughing to show how the Planet as "God" has been predicting what Blaney has been doing.

You get to see why Blaney was born in Pennsylvania on Valentine's Day in 1972 as Year of the Rat.

You get to see the Planet's Intelligence, sense of humor. and how it's possible to Mathematically tinker with all the Information so that everything unlocks.