LETTER: Jessica Jaymes - Fan Mail Contest Suggestions
Here's a funny Bulletin I saw today where Jessica Jaymes wants to bang this girl at the Post Office :).
To: Jessica Jaymes
From: Rod
Date: Jun 2, 2006 4:48 PM
Subject: Ask for Fans to Do $5.00 worth of Stamps to Win the Bet
What you should do is ask your fans to donate $8.00 and send 20 pieces of mail rather than one from each fan.
I'm sure you could find a couple of fans that would be willing to do that.
I used to have a lot of penpals in high school and college and you'll find that a lot of people arent' that creative when it comes to writing about something.
If you suggest topics for them to write in 5 individual fan mail letters, they'll do what you say.
Suggest they send you 5 separate fan mail letters on the following topics:
Rod
To: Jessica Jaymes
From: Rod
Date: Jun 2, 2006 4:53 PM
Subject: Offer Panties You've Worn if Someone Mails 50 Letters
You could always offer to mail your panties that you've worn for a day and sprayed with your perfume if someone sends you 50 Fan Letters by the end of the month.
The Content of the 50 Letters doesn't have to be anything but just even a small sentence.
The woman at the Post Office never specified what has to be in the Letter and just as long as it says Fan Mail.
You could just have your Fans send you an Envelope addressed to you with Fan Mail written across the top and the Note inside with only the two words "FAN MAIL" and that still counts.
I write a lot of Business Contracts in the Entertainment Industry. That's the nice part about loopholes and when you're not specific.
Rod
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Jessica Jaymes
Date: Jun 2, 2006 12:57 PM
HEY GUYS AND GIRLIES! THERE IS THIS REALLY HOT GIRL THAT WORKS AT MY POST OFFICE AND I TOLD HER I WANTED TO TAKE HER HOME AND SCREW HER BRAINS OUT. SHE MADE THE DEAL THAT IF I RECIEVE MORE THAN 1,000 PIECES OF FAN MAIL BY THE END OF THE MONTH THAT I COULD HAVE HER TO DO ANYTHING WITH........SO HELP ME OUT AND SEND ME A NOTE(IT CAN BE DIRTY).
JESSICA JAYMES
PO BOX 111
VAN NUYS CA. 91408
To: Jessica Jaymes
From: Rod
Date: Jun 2, 2006 4:48 PM
Subject: Ask for Fans to Do $5.00 worth of Stamps to Win the Bet
What you should do is ask your fans to donate $8.00 and send 20 pieces of mail rather than one from each fan.
I'm sure you could find a couple of fans that would be willing to do that.
I used to have a lot of penpals in high school and college and you'll find that a lot of people arent' that creative when it comes to writing about something.
If you suggest topics for them to write in 5 individual fan mail letters, they'll do what you say.
Suggest they send you 5 separate fan mail letters on the following topics:
- Their favorite DVD with you in it
- Favorite Fantasy
- Favorite thing they like about you
- What future movies they'd like to see you star in
- How they discovered you
Rod
To: Jessica Jaymes
From: Rod
Date: Jun 2, 2006 4:53 PM
Subject: Offer Panties You've Worn if Someone Mails 50 Letters
You could always offer to mail your panties that you've worn for a day and sprayed with your perfume if someone sends you 50 Fan Letters by the end of the month.
The Content of the 50 Letters doesn't have to be anything but just even a small sentence.
The woman at the Post Office never specified what has to be in the Letter and just as long as it says Fan Mail.
You could just have your Fans send you an Envelope addressed to you with Fan Mail written across the top and the Note inside with only the two words "FAN MAIL" and that still counts.
I write a lot of Business Contracts in the Entertainment Industry. That's the nice part about loopholes and when you're not specific.
Rod
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Jessica Jaymes
Date: Jun 2, 2006 12:57 PM
HEY GUYS AND GIRLIES! THERE IS THIS REALLY HOT GIRL THAT WORKS AT MY POST OFFICE AND I TOLD HER I WANTED TO TAKE HER HOME AND SCREW HER BRAINS OUT. SHE MADE THE DEAL THAT IF I RECIEVE MORE THAN 1,000 PIECES OF FAN MAIL BY THE END OF THE MONTH THAT I COULD HAVE HER TO DO ANYTHING WITH........SO HELP ME OUT AND SEND ME A NOTE(IT CAN BE DIRTY).
JESSICA JAYMES
PO BOX 111
VAN NUYS CA. 91408