holy shit i am still up, and why?
LJ Interests meme results
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
- barb wire tattoos:
because just one barb wire tat is never enough to back up a comment like "oh hell yeah thelma, check out these bad boys!" - crustaceans:
crustaceans are the absolute failures of our limp dick planetary ecology. whatsamatter, too much carbon in your diet... fucking pussies. oh thanks for global warming though, couldnt have come sooner. - dundrapheliacs:
what cant be liked about a person who frequently expresses interest in fornicating with plant life? - etemology:
you dont empress me with your fancy pants words and origin thereof. - ibruprofen:
heres your placebo, that will be 5.99 please. - lazors:
fuckin lazors. no explainin needed. - mold:
what my crotch usually smells like after some saucy ass fucking + not showering all weekend + icy hot on my balls just for the hell of it sometimes when im bored. - racial tension:
can there really be enough of this in the world so that my amusement with humanity never ends?
(if you actually re-read that statement under the consideration that it might have in fact been racially insensitive, then i suggest you might want to get your kicks off with a really well endowed black man... i just did.) - starfish:
i lied. i fucking hate starfish. go die, star fish. you cant even fucking swim. youre lazy. pathetic. you just sit there... well, being all starry eyed and shit. worst god invention ever. you remind me of someone actually... - waste:
this pretty much covers:
that whole "20 something, sudden interest in eastern philosophy that makes you appear to really naive, and detestably agreeable persons that youve got some interesting points of view, while having the exact opposite effect on most everyone else.
rap music.
courtroom dramas.
and the paris hilton sex tape nut busting-capability rating. seriously, id rather fuck a dogwood tree anytime.
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.