The Goldfish Game
Every time one of these things happens, eat a Goldfish Cracker! Okay, at my house, it would be The Wine Game and I’d take a drink of a fine Yellow Tail merlot (because that’s what Steve and Catherine drink).
Some are guaranteed, because I want you to have a full belly by the end of the show!
Steve shoots into a crowd of innocent bystanders
Kamakono greets the guys as “haoles,” “white boys,” or some other racial comment
Steve breaks a police brutality law
Anyone wears a Kevlar vest
Car chase
The Five-0s wear gloves
We see a shot of Five-0 headquarters with a caption that it is, indeed, Five-0 headquarters, because otherwise we would not be able to identify this nondescript building
Someone mentions shave ice
Someone eats shave ice
Danny is eating something
Danny is eating shave ice
Shameless product placement for Apple or the Hilton
Shameless product placement for any other product (2 crackers!)
Danny is wearing a tie
Someone comments on Danny’s tie (2 crackers!)
Steve mentions his father
Someone else mentions McGarrett’s father (2 crackers!)
Steve mentions that his grandfather died in the Pearl Harbor attack
Someone uses the word “terrorist”
Danny and Steve argue in the car
Danny drives the Camaro
Danny mentions New Jersey
Kono is put in charge of a child
One of the Five-0s takes a picture using a cell phone
Chin uses the magic table computer; Bonus if he answers a question using it
Steve drives like a maniac, complete with screeching tires or smoke
Coconuts or pineapples are mentioned
Danny criticizes or complains about Hawaii
Kono or Chin says “Cuz”
Anyone says “Brah”
Steve calls the Governor
Steve physically attacks someone
Kono shows her BAMF skills
Anyone uses the word “ohana” or “family”
Danny says something about his wonderful daughter; Bonus if he hugs her or calls her "Monkey"
Kono talks about surfing
Chin shows up with his shotgun/rifle
“Book ‘em, Danno”