As of this weekend, I have been out of college for as long as I was in.

Rather than speaking
Iambic pentameter
I prefer haiku

It's more efficient
Than superstructured scansion
And tripping trochees

Easier to write
Yet considered classier
Than a limerick

So a hearty toast
To silly syllabism:
Refrigerator!

So where can I find a halfway decent goth club in DC on a Saturday night? ...please, not Midnight. Please help!

FAIL

I cannot freaking believe some of this.

If anybody out there is car-savvy:

I'm trying to remove the valve cover, but even after removing all the bolts and pulling the plug wires and such out of the way, I can't break the seal. Any hints?

This is quite enjoyable. Thanks, Shawn!

Sorry for the confusion....that last post was metaphorical. Hopefully it'll be my turn soon, anyways.

I'm in a waiting room, and I've been waiting for a while now. A really long while. I read this book cover-to-cover, and my iPod's battery died back when it was still light out. I wonder when it'll be my turn?

Stolen from KateEve Ensler, the American playwright, performer, feminist and activist best known for "The Vagina Monologues", wrote the following about Sarah Palin ( Read more... )

my fiance is sitting right next to me. we are happy today because we spent the weekend laughing, cuddling, and chasing each other around the apartment. i know it's very silly but it made us both laugh lots. i'm in love and it's beautiful!!!