Q&A time...
What is more difficult: looking into someones eyes when telling how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they tell you how they feel?
Looking them in the eyes when I’m telling them how I feel, but only because I look around (mostly up and down @ the ground) when I’m thinking, especially when I’m talking and thinking. I don’t have a problem looking people in the eyes.
You will die in three minutes. Last call?
My daddy. He’s in another state working.
If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
OK, first of all, why can’t I wish whatever I want anyway? Everybody SHOULD be wishing whatever they want ALWAYS!
Next off, I would… I don’t know. That’s such a vague question. I want to own all the seasons of MTM & Dick Van Dyke on DVD, but I don’t already because that will cost a lot of money. Is this question saying I could own those without paying for them? I don’t want to steal them, though. More specific question & I’d give you a more specific answer.
You can have one of the following two things: trust or love.
Well, I’d be willing to argue that one can’t have true love (which is what I’m assuming this question is offering) without trust. So either, I want trust because that is the only ONE thing of those two choices I can get, following their own rules; or I want love because trust comes with it.
You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
Do I have to jump into the canal to save it? Because I’m not doing that. I’ll call the police or something. Also, where am I that there is a canal for a dog to fall into? The first places that come to mind are Chicago & Venice, & both of those places are populated enough that the dog’s life shouldn’t depend upon me. Lastly, that would never happen because I'm always on time. Actually, I'm always a little early, but as far as I'm concerned if you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late, and if you're late... don't be late.
Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
No, I haven’t. No, I won’t.
Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?
Oh, most definitely! I miss you, Todd.
Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Yes. Very much so, not to toot my own horn, but yes.
Does sex=love?
No. That’s silly. Sometimes when people are in love they have sex. Sometimes when people have sex they fall in love, hopefully that happens less frequently than the former, but other than that, this equation is wrong.
Are you old fashioned?
Not really.
Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex?
That’s a tough one. Can they not have vaginal intercourse? Or can they not have any kind of sex at all, which would mean they have no control over their fingers or tongue? If they just don’t have a penis (or whatever would entail them not being able to have “normal” vaginal intercourse with me), I would probably still marry them. We can buy dildos & whatnot. If they have some sort of physical disease in which their lack of a penis is just one of the disabilities, I’d have to get more info. Again with the bad questions.
What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Depends on the situation. Probably harder to tell someone that I love them.
What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?
Of all things in the world? My life. Stupid fucking questions. Yet I’m still answering them…
Romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Never. I don’t joke about those kinds of things.
If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change?
I would tell Todd that I love him and he really means more to me than I can express. And really mean it. (Not romantically)
Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
A police officer. Preferably JT’s dad. He’s thug.
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
I don’t really know CPR, so probably not.
You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?
Why would I have to let go of one to save the other? That’s silly logic. If I had to choose, I’d drop my DYING grandma. She is dying. At this point, she’s probably already dead.
When and how was the last time you told someone how you REALLY feel?
I told my mom I love her. And my dad.
If you had three months to live do you tell anyone or everyone you are going to die?
Umm, this is a good question. Brava! I’d probably tell the people I’m close to I’m going to die soon. I wouldn’t tell them I only had three months, I’d just say soon. I’d tell them because I don’t want them to be shocked. Also, I’d drastically change my lifestyle, so I’d need some justification for that.
(Also, I would try and fight off death, because what can kill me yet gives me three months to live?)
What do you do with your remaining days?
Honestly, probably try and convince Andy to have sex with me. I’d give the very little money I have to my rents. I’d tell the people I really appreciate that I do (because I don’t do that enough). I’d come up with a set for stand-up. I’d meet Bob Newhart.
Would you be afraid?
Afraid? No. Disappointed? Mos def.
Are you a child of the 70’s 80’s or 90’s? 90s
Where were you born? St. Mary’s Hospital
Did you enjoy your childhood? I sure did!
When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up? A figure skater for about 1 month because I loved the outfits. Then I decided I wanted to be a fashion designer. That lasted about 10 years. I also wanted to be a wildlife photographer for about one year. Then I wanted to be an actress for about two years, but that turned to comedy writer, which is where I am now.
What was your favorite toy when you were little? My velveteen rabbit, Mrs. Bunny.
What was your first best friend’s name? Megan
Are they still your best friend? I don’t know that I would say BEST best, but one of them, yes.
If not, who are your bestfriend/s now? Han, Jenny, Julie, Nat, Jamie, Stevie, JT, Christy, Lauren
How did you meet them? School
Can you name all the schools you ever attended? Yes
Who was your first crush? Maxwell Smart, aka Agent 86. Real person: Toby something or other from preschool.
Were you a shy quiet kid or a very wild and rowdy kid? Rowdy. I was sort of a bully, too. I never went through with my threats, though. Only because I didn’t need to.
When you were little what did you do for fun? I played with my friends. What do you expect? I colored. You know.
Were you closer to your Mom or Dad as a kid? Mom. Daddy & I don’t get along super well.
Do you have any embarrassing school stories to share? I peed in my pants. In the fourth grade. We were taking our standardized tests & weren’t allowed to leave. I REALLY had to pee. I wrapped my jacket around my waist as we left for recess. It had just rained, so when we were outside I sat in a swing that was wet, & I think I did an OK job playing it off. I mean, who expects a 4th grader (and ME) to pee my pants.
What was the first record, tape or CD you remember buying? TLC, CrazySexyCool.
How old did you want to be when you get married? I don’t really know. Probably like 25-ish. I realize now that is a bit too young, but it’s whatever. It happens when it happens.
How old to have kids? About 27 for the first one?
Were you scared of anything? I don’t like horses. They’re huge, & could kill me. I think that’s reason enough. But I’ve got more. On those TV shows where people send in their extreme videos or animal videos, there is always one of a horse getting spooked by something (because they spook so frickin easily) & someone gets hurt. I don’t want that to be me.
What was your favorite class in school? Art
Did you buy school lunch or bring your own? Both.
Broke any bones or had any freaky accidents as a kid? I sprained my arm when I was like 9.
Were you a meanie head or miss prissy? Really?
Favorite board game of all time? Checkers. But only with people who know how to play. NO WAIT! STRATEGO!
Did you play house or pretend to be a super hero? I’m a girl. Playing house used to be my life!
Random memory from when you were a kid? My cousin Kerra & I in the basement playing with my dolls & some soap opera is on. A guy is about to jump off a bridge because he has AIDS. I had no idea what was going on.
Seriously, are you still just a kid at heart? Oh, mos def.
are your parents married or divorced? married
vegetarian? Not in the slightest, nor do I have any interest in becoming one
heaven? I believe in it & believe everyone goes.
come close to dying? Once. A guy thought I had snuck out of the back of a movie theater (& had not paid to get in) & he tried to run me over. It was a close one. (I didn’t sneak in or anything, though, just for the record.)
what jewelry do you wear? On a daily basis, just a bracelet and earrings. Sometimes necklace, anklet. On rare occasion a ring.
are you eating? Not right this moment. Right now I’m typing.
do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes. Do people not?
makeup? Usually.
virgin? Yuppers
would you ever have plastic surgery? Only if I was in some sort of accident & needed reconstructive surgery to look like myself again
what do you wear to bed? Lately, just underwear. Sometimes boxers or pants & a tee.
have you ever done anything illegal? Nothing major. Like, I’ve had two whole alcoholic drinks.
can you roll your tongue? Yeah. I can make a hot dog, I can fold it back to make a hamburger bun, & I can make a four-leaf clover. I’m talented. (Tell Andy ;)
pluck your eyebrows? On occasion, when they get crazy.
what kind of watch(es) do you wear? My cell phone
abortion? Never had one. Never could have one. I think they should stay legal.
Hair color? Naturally, dark brown. Now, spicy salsa red.
future child's name? girls: Penelope, Aubrey, Adelaide, Georgia, Peyton. Boys: Todd, Winston, Preston, Peyton. These are all just my ideas, of course. It’ll depend, I’m sure.
do you snore? Nope, & I HATE when others do. I can’t sleep through it.
if you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? Hawaii, Venice, Bali, a beach somewhere. (I realize Venice doesn’t quite fit that criteria, but it’s Venice or a beach.)
do you sleep with stuffed animals? Just one at school. I have three at home. So, four in the summers.
if you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off college bills.
gold or silver? Silver
hamburger or hot dog? Yum. Hot dog if there is no cheese for the burger. But that’s a toss up, really.
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Pizza.
beach, city, or country? All three.
who was the last person you touched? mom
have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Besides my family, I don’t think so. The love hasn’t made me cry. Their death, yes. Them, no.
would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Yes? This question really only applies to guys.
ever been involved with the police? Not like that… I have always wanted to do a cop, for some reason. I’ve never been in trouble with the police, no.
believe in Santa? I stopped… man, I don’t even remember actually believing.
do you talk in your sleep? occasionally
beach or pool? both
can you cross your eyes? yes
what's your favorite song at the moment? At the moment: Ain’t Misbehavin, Dinah Washington. Of all time: Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen.
window seat or aisle? Window, fo sho.
ever met any famous bands/singers/actors? Not really.
do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship? I feel like I’m about to start one
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? both
rickie lake or oprah winfrey? Ricki? I guess?
how long does your shower last? About 20 minutes. Maybe 30. I know it’s long. I’m a girl.
do you drive stick? Not yet (that’s one thing I want to learn how to do before I die)
cake or ice cream? Cake
when was your first crush? preschool
where do you wish you were? Seriously, if this weren’t obvious enough, I want to be with Andy.
have you ever broken someone's heart? I don’t think so, & I hope not.
ever been given a ring? no
Longest relationship? Real ones? Nonexistent.
last gift you received: Nancy Drew book #2
last sport you played? volleyball
things you spend a lot of money on? Food, clothes
high school you attend(ed): Harrison
last wedding attended: friend’s last May
favorite fast food restaurant: Arby’s
can you cook? Nope. Except eggs.
most hated food: most vegetables, unfortunately.
can you sing? Not in the slightest
last concert attended: John Mellencamp
favorite nonalcoholic drink: Fitz’s Cream Soda
favorite alcoholic drink: I don’t drink, but strawberry daiquiris are pretty yummy