Taoism
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Confucianism
Confucius says, "Shit happens."
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you
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