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And the rest! The list keeps growing, I swear. Luckily a lot of it is copy and paste. Let's do this.
Marion Ravenwood
"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN."
• She has a son, nicknamed Mutt. His father is cautiousfellow. Not that he knows that.
• She's from the late 1930's and as such is a little behind on the times.
• 31 years old
• She can and will out-drink you.
• Works at Caritas on Saturdays and that makes it really easy for her to practice out-drinking you.
• She never opens weird looking chests without making sure the power of God won't fly out of it.
Marshall Eriksen
"THAT'S NOT RUNNING, THAT'S FALLING!"
• He's married to slapbetcommish and he loooooooooooooves her.
• 6'4" and he's not even my tallest character.
• He has a cockamouse named Evelyn Swarley Eriksen. It's a boy, by the way.
• 30 years old
• He loves food and will most likely eat anything you put in front of him.
• He sleeps in a nightshirt. (It's a dress)
• You don't want to get in a fight with him. That guy's crazy.
• He believed in ghosts, Nessie (not Cullen), vampires, and Sasquatch even before he came to Fandom.
• He wins every game he plays. No, this isn't an arguing point. He does.
Meg Manning
"Caz is always flirty with me, but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs."
• Is the nicest person you'll ever know.
• She's studying law at Stanford University. She has her own two bedroom apartment in Palo Alto.
• 19 years old. Her birthday is in October 18th.
• Loooooves the color pink.
• Is originally from Neptune, California.
• You never know from looking at her, but her parents are ultra-religious psychos.
• Has two little sisters, Lizzie and Grace.
• Has an intense fear of robots since going to Doom's castle.
• Despite this owns a mini pink Transformer named Sparkles.
• Seriously. Nicest person ever.
Dick Casablancas
"I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. So... Okay. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine."
• omg he's so dumb. But it's endearing.
• Loves to surf and drink. He's doing the latter more than the former these days.
• From the same universe as Meg, but a different one than Fandom's Logan and Veronica.
• Speaking of marsheadtilt, he's in a not-relationship with her.
• 20 years old. His birthday is on April Fool's Day.
• His dad is a crook and his brother is a murdering psychopath. One's fled from the country and the other is dead.
• He's a fun-loving guy, even if he can be a jackass at times.
• He's sad that his brother died but now that he has access to both of their trust funds he won't have to get a job for a whiiiiiiiile.
• Okay, technically he owns Casablancas Reality but he never goes into the office or anything.
• Irrational fear of people in hockey masks. I can't imagine why.
Emmett Cullen
"You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"
• HE'S A VAMPIRE! Just getting that important fact out now. He does not drink human blood though. Usually it's animal blood but lately he's been drinking synthetic blood, thanks to justwantsquiet. But he can be tempted if human blood is spilled so be on the lookout for that, clumsy people.
• Being a vampire means he has super strength, speed, eyesight, hearing, smell and is nigh indestructible since his skin is like granite. He has red eyes thanks to drinking the TruBlood. He also doesn't sleep. And he dazzles in direct sunlight. It's exactly what it sounds like. Recently found out the dazzling attracts children and lemurs.
• He's 97 years old.
• civilwarsongs is his adopted brother and BFF! Emmett calls him Jazz :)
• The only people that know about his vampirism so far are justwantsquiet, bigdamndestiny, mouthy_merc and, obviously, civilwarsongs.
• He looooooooves sports. Loves playing them and loves talking about it. You want to get along with Emmett? Talk about sports.
• He also likes to tease people. It's out of love, really.
• Speaking of love, Rosalie Hale has him whipped. They've been married for 77 years. So don't even think about getting with him. He'd only break your bones anyway and possibly impregnate you with a baby that will try to eat it's way out of your body. Vampire sex is rough.
• He's a senior for about the 60th time.
• He loves to get in fights but mostly because he finds it entertaining, not because he has a temper. He's actually extremely laid back and fun loving. Like an undead frat boy.
• OH! And he's 6'5" and built like a bear. Just so you know. There's no screwing with him.
Lois Lane
"Oh my god, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean I know my face is under 'faux pax' in the dictionary, but this is a whole new low."
• An army brat. She's been all around the world and knows the basics in a lot of foreign languages (mostly "Get me a beer")
• Her mom's dead, her dad is a three star general and she has a little sister, Lucy, that's in boarding school.
• She's a senior.
• She's 17 and becomes legal on June 21st.
• Smokes cigarettes on the quiet.
• She's a black belt. Meaning she can and will kick your ass.
• She can also out-drink you.
• Lois has no concept of tact and will say whatever is on her mind no matter how stupid it is.
• She has a nice rack and knows it.
• Possibly not the best person to have around during a gremlin bite. She encourages the bad behavior.
• Also her way of comforting people is by taking them to the bar.
• Is in complete denial about her attraction to tall dark-haired geeks.
• Is capable of walking it off, no matter what anybody else says.
Chuck Bass
"I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all *that* one."
• There's a 90% chance that he thinks he's better than you. Most of this has to do with the fact that he's rich. Really, really rich. I think he's second only to Tony Stark in Fandom.
• A senior
• He's turning 17 on May 16th (yeah, he's a wee senior).
• He's a bit of a man-ho and will sleep with just about anyone, guys and girls.
• And, no, hating someone will not stop him from sleeping with them *eyes saltandammo*
• I wouldn't go up onto roofs with him if I were you. Just saying.
• His mom died giving birth to him and he's convinced that his father hates him because of this. Yes, he's got issues all over the place.
• notasuiciderisk is his stepbrother. golden_rising is an AU version of his stepsister. Being AU won't stop him from calling her Sis and being generally annoying and creepy. He's protective over them in his own sick way, awww.
• He's 5'9". This makes me laugh.
• psychic_wonder totes loves him. Totes.
• Has a trademark scarf that he won't wear in the summer but I feel the need to say this because it explains the username.
• Doesn't really walk around shirtless like other showoffs I have *cough*Riggins*cough* for several reasons (most involving the fact that Ed Westwick is a pasty English dude with tattoos) but if he *did* take his shirt off you'd see a scar on his shoulder where saltandammo stabbed him with an axe during AU weekend. He's actually pretty self-conscious about it. Scars lose their badassery when you have to explain that you received it when being chased down like a wee girl in a slasher flick.
• A closet romantic. Yes he is. He has a crush on gameknowsgame but he's never going to admit it to anyone, save for her. And even then he describes it as a "sick, fluttering" feeling.
• omg he is the biggest commitment-phobe on the planet. I cannot stress this enough. He will freak out if anyone tries to give him any sort of relationship talk. He does not want to hear it. Not that it should stop you from doing so but I'm just saying, in canon his dad gave him some commitment talk and the next thing you know he's ditching Blair and banging an interior decorator. So talk about that stuff to him at your own risk because he can and will sleep with someone else just prove he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's totally mature like that.
Chuck is a mean, mean jackass who will say terrible things to you if you aren't a) a girl b) an attractive male c) someone he is trying to get something from. It's nothing from me OOCly, it's just the way he is. I mean, what's going on here is nothing compared to the show.
Me!
• Call me Sam. I'll write Samantha sometimes but, eh, I don't know why I do it. And idgaf what Katie says, it's never Sammy.
• I'm on EST but I stay up ridiculously late.
• I'm heyjude2187 on AIM and fh.geek@gmail.com on e-mail.
• I'm 21. Just saying this to make others feel old.
• Despite what others in the game might say, I am not a ho.
• You know who's awesome? Zac Efron.
• My pinging can either be really quick or kind of lagging depending on if there's something good on the TV.
• Also I'm gonna move back home soon and am unsure of what is going on with the whole job/schooling thing so my availability will be iffy from now on.
• I'm ridiculously laid back so will be pretty much up for anything. RP-wise. Please do not be afraid of me.
Marion Ravenwood
"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN."
• She has a son, nicknamed Mutt. His father is cautiousfellow. Not that he knows that.
• She's from the late 1930's and as such is a little behind on the times.
• 31 years old
• She can and will out-drink you.
• Works at Caritas on Saturdays and that makes it really easy for her to practice out-drinking you.
• She never opens weird looking chests without making sure the power of God won't fly out of it.
Marshall Eriksen
"THAT'S NOT RUNNING, THAT'S FALLING!"
• He's married to slapbetcommish and he loooooooooooooves her.
• 6'4" and he's not even my tallest character.
• He has a cockamouse named Evelyn Swarley Eriksen. It's a boy, by the way.
• 30 years old
• He loves food and will most likely eat anything you put in front of him.
• He sleeps in a nightshirt. (It's a dress)
• You don't want to get in a fight with him. That guy's crazy.
• He believed in ghosts, Nessie (not Cullen), vampires, and Sasquatch even before he came to Fandom.
• He wins every game he plays. No, this isn't an arguing point. He does.
Meg Manning
"Caz is always flirty with me, but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs."
• Is the nicest person you'll ever know.
• She's studying law at Stanford University. She has her own two bedroom apartment in Palo Alto.
• 19 years old. Her birthday is in October 18th.
• Loooooves the color pink.
• Is originally from Neptune, California.
• You never know from looking at her, but her parents are ultra-religious psychos.
• Has two little sisters, Lizzie and Grace.
• Has an intense fear of robots since going to Doom's castle.
• Despite this owns a mini pink Transformer named Sparkles.
• Seriously. Nicest person ever.
Dick Casablancas
"I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. So... Okay. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine."
• omg he's so dumb. But it's endearing.
• Loves to surf and drink. He's doing the latter more than the former these days.
• From the same universe as Meg, but a different one than Fandom's Logan and Veronica.
• Speaking of marsheadtilt, he's in a not-relationship with her.
• 20 years old. His birthday is on April Fool's Day.
• His dad is a crook and his brother is a murdering psychopath. One's fled from the country and the other is dead.
• He's a fun-loving guy, even if he can be a jackass at times.
• He's sad that his brother died but now that he has access to both of their trust funds he won't have to get a job for a whiiiiiiiile.
• Okay, technically he owns Casablancas Reality but he never goes into the office or anything.
• Irrational fear of people in hockey masks. I can't imagine why.
Emmett Cullen
"You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"
• HE'S A VAMPIRE! Just getting that important fact out now. He does not drink human blood though. Usually it's animal blood but lately he's been drinking synthetic blood, thanks to justwantsquiet. But he can be tempted if human blood is spilled so be on the lookout for that, clumsy people.
• Being a vampire means he has super strength, speed, eyesight, hearing, smell and is nigh indestructible since his skin is like granite. He has red eyes thanks to drinking the TruBlood. He also doesn't sleep. And he dazzles in direct sunlight. It's exactly what it sounds like. Recently found out the dazzling attracts children and lemurs.
• He's 97 years old.
• civilwarsongs is his adopted brother and BFF! Emmett calls him Jazz :)
• The only people that know about his vampirism so far are justwantsquiet, bigdamndestiny, mouthy_merc and, obviously, civilwarsongs.
• He looooooooves sports. Loves playing them and loves talking about it. You want to get along with Emmett? Talk about sports.
• He also likes to tease people. It's out of love, really.
• Speaking of love, Rosalie Hale has him whipped. They've been married for 77 years. So don't even think about getting with him. He'd only break your bones anyway and possibly impregnate you with a baby that will try to eat it's way out of your body. Vampire sex is rough.
• He's a senior for about the 60th time.
• He loves to get in fights but mostly because he finds it entertaining, not because he has a temper. He's actually extremely laid back and fun loving. Like an undead frat boy.
• OH! And he's 6'5" and built like a bear. Just so you know. There's no screwing with him.
Lois Lane
"Oh my god, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean I know my face is under 'faux pax' in the dictionary, but this is a whole new low."
• An army brat. She's been all around the world and knows the basics in a lot of foreign languages (mostly "Get me a beer")
• Her mom's dead, her dad is a three star general and she has a little sister, Lucy, that's in boarding school.
• She's a senior.
• She's 17 and becomes legal on June 21st.
• Smokes cigarettes on the quiet.
• She's a black belt. Meaning she can and will kick your ass.
• She can also out-drink you.
• Lois has no concept of tact and will say whatever is on her mind no matter how stupid it is.
• She has a nice rack and knows it.
• Possibly not the best person to have around during a gremlin bite. She encourages the bad behavior.
• Also her way of comforting people is by taking them to the bar.
• Is in complete denial about her attraction to tall dark-haired geeks.
• Is capable of walking it off, no matter what anybody else says.
Chuck Bass
"I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all *that* one."
• There's a 90% chance that he thinks he's better than you. Most of this has to do with the fact that he's rich. Really, really rich. I think he's second only to Tony Stark in Fandom.
• A senior
• He's turning 17 on May 16th (yeah, he's a wee senior).
• He's a bit of a man-ho and will sleep with just about anyone, guys and girls.
• And, no, hating someone will not stop him from sleeping with them *eyes saltandammo*
• I wouldn't go up onto roofs with him if I were you. Just saying.
• His mom died giving birth to him and he's convinced that his father hates him because of this. Yes, he's got issues all over the place.
• notasuiciderisk is his stepbrother. golden_rising is an AU version of his stepsister. Being AU won't stop him from calling her Sis and being generally annoying and creepy. He's protective over them in his own sick way, awww.
• He's 5'9". This makes me laugh.
• psychic_wonder totes loves him. Totes.
• Has a trademark scarf that he won't wear in the summer but I feel the need to say this because it explains the username.
• Doesn't really walk around shirtless like other showoffs I have *cough*Riggins*cough* for several reasons (most involving the fact that Ed Westwick is a pasty English dude with tattoos) but if he *did* take his shirt off you'd see a scar on his shoulder where saltandammo stabbed him with an axe during AU weekend. He's actually pretty self-conscious about it. Scars lose their badassery when you have to explain that you received it when being chased down like a wee girl in a slasher flick.
• A closet romantic. Yes he is. He has a crush on gameknowsgame but he's never going to admit it to anyone, save for her. And even then he describes it as a "sick, fluttering" feeling.
• omg he is the biggest commitment-phobe on the planet. I cannot stress this enough. He will freak out if anyone tries to give him any sort of relationship talk. He does not want to hear it. Not that it should stop you from doing so but I'm just saying, in canon his dad gave him some commitment talk and the next thing you know he's ditching Blair and banging an interior decorator. So talk about that stuff to him at your own risk because he can and will sleep with someone else just prove he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's totally mature like that.
Chuck is a mean, mean jackass who will say terrible things to you if you aren't a) a girl b) an attractive male c) someone he is trying to get something from. It's nothing from me OOCly, it's just the way he is. I mean, what's going on here is nothing compared to the show.
Me!
• Call me Sam. I'll write Samantha sometimes but, eh, I don't know why I do it. And idgaf what Katie says, it's never Sammy.
• I'm on EST but I stay up ridiculously late.
• I'm heyjude2187 on AIM and fh.geek@gmail.com on e-mail.
• I'm 21. Just saying this to make others feel old.
• Despite what others in the game might say, I am not a ho.
• You know who's awesome? Zac Efron.
• My pinging can either be really quick or kind of lagging depending on if there's something good on the TV.
• Also I'm gonna move back home soon and am unsure of what is going on with the whole job/schooling thing so my availability will be iffy from now on.
• I'm ridiculously laid back so will be pretty much up for anything. RP-wise. Please do not be afraid of me.