Dirty Words in Dirty Worlds
Rating: M
Characters: 616!Matt Murdock (Dare Devil)/MA:Avengers!Hank Pym (Antman)
Summary: Antman is meeting new superheroes and exploring uncharted universes! Er... Sooner or later...
This was originally going to be an MA:Avengers/Ultimates mash up.... And then Daredevil showed up.... And then sex happened.... And then I gave up trying to justify any of the things I write ever.
The world was a grim, dark place and Hank Pym was having none of it.
None! Zip! Zero! Nada! No more!
And! Furthermore! He was going to make a stand! Put his foot down! Make a case that they absolutely had to get out of bed so they could find a way to get him back to his world.
"OhjeezMatt-"
...Just as soon as this Daredevil fellow stopped doing all those distracting things with his tongue....
"You really don't swear at all do you." That's laughed against his skin and okay, maybe it's not just his tongue Hank has issues with because fingers. Fingers-
"Ohjeezohgoshohman-"
Another soft laugh against his skin, just so darn smug, worse than freaking Hawkeye and no, he is not going to think about Clint Barton while Matt's sliding up his body with that smile. Pressing him down into the sheets more and murmuring into his ear.
"Such a dirty mouth." There's a mocking tone to Matt's voice that makes Hank shudder, makes him blush all the way down his body and makes him wonder if it doesn't make it even better. He really hopes he isn't developing any crazy fetishes, but sometimes it's hard to tell what he likes and what he likes because it's Matt who's doing it. And really, he shouldn't be here.
He's in an entierly different world right now, for goodness sakes! Imagine the things he could be seeing! The people he could be meeting! The variety of ant species that might be just a few city blocks-
"Ohfuck, Matt!"
"Yeah. Just like that, Hank."
And really... At the end of it, Hank can't even think beyond the decidedly sore and used feeling of his muscles and the tune that keeps playing over in his head. He hums it under his breath while he considers life, quantum physics and the feel of Matt's near-sleep evened breath against his shoulder. It's a good moment. A peaceful one in this crazy, violent, grim, dark world.
"He's got high apple pie in the- OW! Hey, you bite me!"
"Mmm." Hank's not quite sure how Matt gets his voice to be nearly as rough as Logan's. "Quiet time."
"You don't have to treat me like a kid." Even if he just huffed like one and might even be pouting a little. Matt's hand strokes down Hank's side with the exact kind of rough posessiveness that Hank can't decides if it scares him or excites him, squeezing his hip hard. "Uh... I retract my previous statement."
"Good choice." Another low growl and Hank is just going to stop thinking about Wolverine and Matt in the same thought frame.
Yeah. Hank is definetly going to stand up and put his foot down about this.
...Eventually.