What ho, mates! I'm sitting in a flat in Kensington, eyeing our hyperactive clothes washer as it rattles and bounces everything in its immediate vicinity. ... Jesus Christ, it's fucking loud. It's like someone hammering a wall. I THOUGHT I WOULD ESCAPE THAT SOUND WHEN I LEFT OMAHA AND PAPPY BEHIND. Goddammit. It actually knocked Nicky's (closed, ( Read more... )

Full of corned beef and cabbage and red potatoes and Chips Ahoy and that stupid Enviga green tea shit that tastes like carbonated buttfarts ( Read more... )

I came home from the doctor's with a rapidly-increasing-in-pain headache centered over my left eye and planned to lay down, but some Ibuprofen, water, my dark room and quiet music is helping, I think ( Read more... )

House: clean ( Read more... )

HEY GUYTH. I made it! The flights were okay, a little boring, no one talked to me, blah blah. I tensed up and shut my eyes as the flights took off, but I had a window seat on the way to Denver and looking out didn't bother me much - I really liked it because I could see all the patchwork farms and the Platte River snaking along and the sand dunes ( Read more... )

This is pretty cool.


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warmed up in a frying pan and tossed unceremoniously onto a cold ceramic plate ( Read more... )