Sister's my new mother, mother.

[rockmarooned]

In celebration/mourning of yet another potential series finale of Arrested Development (it happens every year... there have probably been more premature-tribute articles about this show than there will be during the last few agonizing years of elderly Dakota Fanning's life) ... here is an altogether slipshod list. Watch, tape, TiFaux tonight! 8-

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[slightlyoffaxis]

These made me laugh out loud. This, I think, is my favorite:

[A converstaion with Lindsay, Tobias, and a too-calm Michael after they were told that George Bluth was dead]
TOBIAS: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. 'I'm not gonna cry about my paw. I'm gonna build an airport put my name on it.' Why Michael? So you can run away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, but eventually they will come out...HEY, WHO THE [BLEEP] ATE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!
[Tobias walks out dejected to the Peanuts Christmas music]

The seaward joke is the best, too. It's not that it doesn't make sense out of context, it just doesn't make sense in print.

Screw this. Figure it out, people.

[slightlyoffaxis]

[About the boat, named "The Seaward" {pronounced see-word}, that Gob had purchased.]
MICHAEL: Get rid of "The Seaward."
LUCILLE: I'm not going anywhere.

Arg

[technik4]

I deleted all my AD episodes and now I can't find my favorite quote! Its Michael and GOB in the kitchen and Gob is telling Michael something about the commandments (in reference to their dad). Man, it makes me laugh so hard everytime I see that episode.

Also, Man I'm gonna miss that show.

[transmit]

"Uncle Mike!"