Roadkill Loaf / The Fungus
First look at the picture on www.myspace.com/trustthefungus (the green one)
then read this:
zmaster2K5 (4:49:00 PM): sup yo
Razzer22 (4:49:03 PM): the fungus
zmaster2K5 (4:49:09 PM): sweet
Razzer22 (4:49:13 PM): its proliferating at an alarming rate
zmaster2K5 (4:49:23 PM): is that safe?
Razzer22 (4:49:25 PM): no
Razzer22 (4:49:32 PM): I'm afraid you're going to die
zmaster2K5 (4:49:39 PM): NNOOOOOOOOOO
Razzer22 (4:49:50 PM): YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THE FUNGUS
zmaster2K5 (4:49:55 PM): oh god
Razzer22 (4:49:58 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:50:02 PM): this is so much fun
zmaster2K5 (4:50:08 PM): immensly
Razzer22 (4:50:42 PM): seriously though it's been up for 3 days and I have 155 plays
zmaster2K5 (4:51:01 PM): wow
zmaster2K5 (4:51:04 PM): not bad
Razzer22 (4:51:08 PM): oh and I made a sweet background for it
Razzer22 (4:51:16 PM): www.myspace.com/trustthefungus
Razzer22 (4:51:18 PM): take a look
Razzer22 (4:51:26 PM): you might have to look in the pics section
zmaster2K5 (4:51:29 PM): sweet
zmaster2K5 (4:52:01 PM): road kill attached to a loaf of bread??
zmaster2K5 (4:52:03 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:52:24 PM): yeah
Razzer22 (4:52:32 PM): i think it's a baby
zmaster2K5 (4:52:49 PM): nice
zmaster2K5 (4:52:54 PM): thats what i thought
Razzer22 (4:53:13 PM): nothing like a hot molded baby sandwhich
zmaster2K5 (4:53:18 PM): marble madness wooooooooo
zmaster2K5 (4:53:58 PM): fungus is totally rad
Razzer22 (4:54:11 PM): I'm really happy with the powerglove guy
Razzer22 (4:54:18 PM): such a beast
zmaster2K5 (4:54:26 PM): its the wizard
Razzer22 (4:54:29 PM): clearly
zmaster2K5 (4:54:35 PM): i love that movie
Razzer22 (4:54:45 PM): yay for video game refrences
zmaster2K5 (4:54:52 PM): yay
Razzer22 (4:55:34 PM): what should I do with the baby thing... it really smells
zmaster2K5 (4:55:43 PM): burn it
Razzer22 (4:55:56 PM): won't that just make everyone sick?
Razzer22 (4:56:56 PM): the bread is actually black from mold
zmaster2K5 (4:57:00 PM): eww
zmaster2K5 (4:57:06 PM): and you took it home?
Razzer22 (4:57:19 PM): I just moved it into my yard so I could take pictures of it
zmaster2K5 (4:57:28 PM): oh ok thats a little better i suppose
Razzer22 (4:57:37 PM): but it smells and nothing will eat it
zmaster2K5 (4:57:44 PM): heh
Razzer22 (4:58:02 PM): and what's worse is I think it snowed over it
zmaster2K5 (4:58:08 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:58:21 PM): I'll just look for a green patch of snow
Razzer22 (4:58:49 PM): I should like put it in a baggie and bring it to the police
Razzer22 (4:58:52 PM): they might want it
zmaster2K5 (4:58:55 PM): yeah
Razzer22 (4:59:07 PM): ugh it really smells
zmaster2K5 (4:59:12 PM): did you check the paper for missing bread babies?
Razzer22 (4:59:19 PM): um...
Razzer22 (4:59:31 PM): if it was dead would they put that in the paper?
zmaster2K5 (4:59:43 PM): they might not know if its dead yet
Razzer22 (5:00:04 PM): I think it was in a garbage bag or something with that loaf and it just stuck to it and when they chucked it out the car it came along
zmaster2K5 (5:00:21 PM): oh..
Razzer22 (5:00:47 PM): I mean it was probably sitting there for a while before and it molded together
zmaster2K5 (5:01:00 PM): well in that case it was probably a "we don't want this disgusting child, lets throw it out of our gas-guzzling SUV"
Razzer22 (5:01:01 PM): and it fucking smells
Razzer22 (5:02:10 PM): well...
Razzer22 (5:02:27 PM): i could just eat it
zmaster2K5 (5:02:34 PM): maybe..
Razzer22 (5:02:40 PM): it is a sandwhich after all]
Razzer22 (5:02:43 PM): open-faced
zmaster2K5 (5:02:46 PM): but it might kill you like fungus
Razzer22 (5:02:46 PM): literally
zmaster2K5 (5:04:04 PM): have you heard rudolph the deep throat reindeer?
Razzer22 (5:04:13 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:18 PM): you need to
Razzer22 (5:04:23 PM): does he sing like barry white?
Razzer22 (5:04:28 PM): he has a deep voice
zmaster2K5 (5:04:28 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:31 PM): its a woman
Razzer22 (5:04:43 PM): oh... does SHE have a deep voice?
zmaster2K5 (5:04:47 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:49 PM): high voice
Razzer22 (5:04:50 PM): she might be a man
zmaster2K5 (5:04:55 PM): maybe
Razzer22 (5:04:57 PM): if her voice is low
Razzer22 (5:05:03 PM): just a trans or something
zmaster2K5 (5:07:15 PM): not really
Razzer22 (5:07:29 PM): listen to a tranny? hell no
zmaster2K5 (5:07:54 PM): i dont do anything with trannys
Razzer22 (5:10:07 PM): yet
The last bit I just thought was funny... it's still going right now too.
Anyway, that thing is actually not a dead baby attached to a loaf of bread but a silly statue thing I made in my sculpture class. I just PShoped it up nice... as several of you know already.
Where, oh where is Jane??
Do you know?
Love and Hugs,
Nick
*_*_*_*_*
then read this:
zmaster2K5 (4:49:00 PM): sup yo
Razzer22 (4:49:03 PM): the fungus
zmaster2K5 (4:49:09 PM): sweet
Razzer22 (4:49:13 PM): its proliferating at an alarming rate
zmaster2K5 (4:49:23 PM): is that safe?
Razzer22 (4:49:25 PM): no
Razzer22 (4:49:32 PM): I'm afraid you're going to die
zmaster2K5 (4:49:39 PM): NNOOOOOOOOOO
Razzer22 (4:49:50 PM): YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THE FUNGUS
zmaster2K5 (4:49:55 PM): oh god
Razzer22 (4:49:58 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:50:02 PM): this is so much fun
zmaster2K5 (4:50:08 PM): immensly
Razzer22 (4:50:42 PM): seriously though it's been up for 3 days and I have 155 plays
zmaster2K5 (4:51:01 PM): wow
zmaster2K5 (4:51:04 PM): not bad
Razzer22 (4:51:08 PM): oh and I made a sweet background for it
Razzer22 (4:51:16 PM): www.myspace.com/trustthefungus
Razzer22 (4:51:18 PM): take a look
Razzer22 (4:51:26 PM): you might have to look in the pics section
zmaster2K5 (4:51:29 PM): sweet
zmaster2K5 (4:52:01 PM): road kill attached to a loaf of bread??
zmaster2K5 (4:52:03 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:52:24 PM): yeah
Razzer22 (4:52:32 PM): i think it's a baby
zmaster2K5 (4:52:49 PM): nice
zmaster2K5 (4:52:54 PM): thats what i thought
Razzer22 (4:53:13 PM): nothing like a hot molded baby sandwhich
zmaster2K5 (4:53:18 PM): marble madness wooooooooo
zmaster2K5 (4:53:58 PM): fungus is totally rad
Razzer22 (4:54:11 PM): I'm really happy with the powerglove guy
Razzer22 (4:54:18 PM): such a beast
zmaster2K5 (4:54:26 PM): its the wizard
Razzer22 (4:54:29 PM): clearly
zmaster2K5 (4:54:35 PM): i love that movie
Razzer22 (4:54:45 PM): yay for video game refrences
zmaster2K5 (4:54:52 PM): yay
Razzer22 (4:55:34 PM): what should I do with the baby thing... it really smells
zmaster2K5 (4:55:43 PM): burn it
Razzer22 (4:55:56 PM): won't that just make everyone sick?
Razzer22 (4:56:56 PM): the bread is actually black from mold
zmaster2K5 (4:57:00 PM): eww
zmaster2K5 (4:57:06 PM): and you took it home?
Razzer22 (4:57:19 PM): I just moved it into my yard so I could take pictures of it
zmaster2K5 (4:57:28 PM): oh ok thats a little better i suppose
Razzer22 (4:57:37 PM): but it smells and nothing will eat it
zmaster2K5 (4:57:44 PM): heh
Razzer22 (4:58:02 PM): and what's worse is I think it snowed over it
zmaster2K5 (4:58:08 PM): lol
Razzer22 (4:58:21 PM): I'll just look for a green patch of snow
Razzer22 (4:58:49 PM): I should like put it in a baggie and bring it to the police
Razzer22 (4:58:52 PM): they might want it
zmaster2K5 (4:58:55 PM): yeah
Razzer22 (4:59:07 PM): ugh it really smells
zmaster2K5 (4:59:12 PM): did you check the paper for missing bread babies?
Razzer22 (4:59:19 PM): um...
Razzer22 (4:59:31 PM): if it was dead would they put that in the paper?
zmaster2K5 (4:59:43 PM): they might not know if its dead yet
Razzer22 (5:00:04 PM): I think it was in a garbage bag or something with that loaf and it just stuck to it and when they chucked it out the car it came along
zmaster2K5 (5:00:21 PM): oh..
Razzer22 (5:00:47 PM): I mean it was probably sitting there for a while before and it molded together
zmaster2K5 (5:01:00 PM): well in that case it was probably a "we don't want this disgusting child, lets throw it out of our gas-guzzling SUV"
Razzer22 (5:01:01 PM): and it fucking smells
Razzer22 (5:02:10 PM): well...
Razzer22 (5:02:27 PM): i could just eat it
zmaster2K5 (5:02:34 PM): maybe..
Razzer22 (5:02:40 PM): it is a sandwhich after all]
Razzer22 (5:02:43 PM): open-faced
zmaster2K5 (5:02:46 PM): but it might kill you like fungus
Razzer22 (5:02:46 PM): literally
zmaster2K5 (5:04:04 PM): have you heard rudolph the deep throat reindeer?
Razzer22 (5:04:13 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:18 PM): you need to
Razzer22 (5:04:23 PM): does he sing like barry white?
Razzer22 (5:04:28 PM): he has a deep voice
zmaster2K5 (5:04:28 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:31 PM): its a woman
Razzer22 (5:04:43 PM): oh... does SHE have a deep voice?
zmaster2K5 (5:04:47 PM): no
zmaster2K5 (5:04:49 PM): high voice
Razzer22 (5:04:50 PM): she might be a man
zmaster2K5 (5:04:55 PM): maybe
Razzer22 (5:04:57 PM): if her voice is low
Razzer22 (5:05:03 PM): just a trans or something
zmaster2K5 (5:07:15 PM): not really
Razzer22 (5:07:29 PM): listen to a tranny? hell no
zmaster2K5 (5:07:54 PM): i dont do anything with trannys
Razzer22 (5:10:07 PM): yet
The last bit I just thought was funny... it's still going right now too.
Anyway, that thing is actually not a dead baby attached to a loaf of bread but a silly statue thing I made in my sculpture class. I just PShoped it up nice... as several of you know already.
Where, oh where is Jane??
Do you know?
Love and Hugs,
Nick
*_*_*_*_*