SETH COHEN IS A TOOL!

May 13, 2005 16:45

Hello all--
I can't really put all of my comments down as I am moving into my first apt ever this weekend. I know, it's very exciting. I will be without internet for the next few days, but I promise, after May 23 (I go home to OC) I will recap the finale, and it should be a doozy. Here are some thoughts on last night's ep:


So, the OC was great last night, wasn't it? Caleb dies, and Julie didn't actually kill him. Whodathunkit? Kirsten will now be throwing back bottles of "Pure" vodka faster than you can say Promises Malibu. And Sandy will be wonderful and supportive while she does so. The scene with Caleb and her, fighting? So good. And I'm pretty sure her blood alcohol level would have been a lot more than .08, since she was taking lots of shots at the bar, and she's a very small woman.

Seth got Summer at the prom, prompting the best line on the show last night, "SETH COHEN IS A TOOL!" At least it wasn't like some cheesy scene where suddenly all the kids in school are fans of the geeky kid--because that would be very un-Orange County like. Summer looked hot too, and it was all very cutsey Sixteen Candles -esque, without Jake Ryan though.

Marissa and Ryan, continue to have problems, as he doesn't really believe her. And he believes Trey? Ugg. BUT, THERESA WAS BACK? Who saw that coming? I sure as hell didn't. I can admit that, touche, Josh. And the baby--looks just like his father? I actually sort of hope it's Eddie's. Ryan having a kid? Too many more complicated storylines! I don't know if my heart can take anymore. Caleb's sure couldn't.

George Lucas was very awkward last night. The man has no neck. American Graffitti is a great movie though, great soundtrack too. Love it. Zach was lame as usual, as was stiff as a board Reed. And I like Marguerite Moreau, I just feel that she needs to chillax a little.

Julie Cooper rox. Not just rocks, but rox...with an x. That is all.

Trey told Ryan that Marissa came onto him. Liar. Jess insinuated the same because she can never outright say anything. She has to insinuate and let others assume she is thinking what she is insinuating. I hate her.

Ryan goes to Marissa at the prom, "THe O Sea" where they play Coldplay instead of Lil Jon--I wish my school had been like that. But it wasn't, and I am still bitter about that.

The one thing that bothered me about Summer in this episode was that every sentence she uttered was one word. Don't care. You. Or. You. Whatever. Magenta. Dress. Be in front of my house. It was very strange. But she and Zach Attack won Prom Queen and King.

Next week: Season finale. Oy with the poodles. Jimmy and Hailey are both back for Caleb's funeral. Last year there was a wedding, this year, a funeral. Next year, a trip to Notting Hill perhaps? Or maybe saving an old folks home on Coney Island? Showing a plump secretary eat her way through relationships with men? If you don't get these references, well then I'm sorry--I have to take away your cool card now. Or at least your romantic comedy starring bumbling Brits card.

Trey is still a douche, surprise, surprise. Shots ring out. Summer screams, "Marissa!!!!" I think we can gather what happens from that. And there may be a few surprises...I wouldn't put it past Mr. Schwartz. With this Theresita thing last night, I don't think I can trust him again.

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And sadly, STAR magazine is reporting that Mischa and oily heir Brandon Davis have split. I have no further comment on this, and neither do her reps.
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Rachel has been named #6 on Maxim's Hot 100. Mischa was #33. You go girls.
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Watch out for the cast on various talk shows, maybe? The season finale is next week, they better start pimping and whoring themselves out.
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AND holy crap, Arrested Development coming back for 1+ seasons? It's like Christmas right now! If this is some kind of sick joke... well then, you got me. Please bring back Tobias.
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