The Larsson/Starchild Apocalypse 1.3
Last time, Barbara topped her career, had kids and married. Oh, and I cheated a lot.
You may also notice that the teaser says Larson/Starchild. That's because they'll be Starchilds from now on, it's waaaaaay cooler, bro!
Just as Skuggabaldur is discovering hygenie....
...the realization that his father has not, breaks the sink.
"What have I done to deserve such a neat soooooooooooooon!?"
The eerily empty bus...
Seein the parents, you never would guess that Skoffín and Skuggabaldur were neat freaks.
See if I care.
Lubb <3
....I hate to break it to you Barbara, you are straight and even if you weren't, the hate that the cafiteria lady probably has for you will last several lifetimes.
Moar cheatings! I was very unhappy with the lack of mixing in the kids and since Barbara is almost an elder, Jared has to pick up the slack.
Okay, I've had it with this fugly, textureless dress! DELETIFY!
At least she didn't lose her damn job!
3,2,1 CRUSTIFY!
Bringing food to the world isn't mediocre!
Oh, yay.....
STOP!
BABY TIME! Meet little Gilitrutt, the future terror of all the neighborhood's children!
STOP! CRAZY TIME!
About time they made this legal in the eyes of.... no one, really.
Gilitrutt has the alien eyes from momma and her disapproval. Or maybe she justs hates the stink of Jared, could go either way.
The kids being cute <3
Not a minute too soon!
"Look sis, some hands!"
You should be able to....not constantly go into aspiration failiure. So there is that.
But you, my dear are fucked.
LOOK A THAT GLORIOUS NOSE!
Skoffn is hell-bent on riding the train to aspiration failiure city multiple times.
While Skuggabalder is going to stay firmly in the green.
Get used to frustration.
And farts.
A family picture. With seemingly headless Skoffín.
YOUR TOXIC PESTICIDE HAS MUTATED ONE OF THE COCKROACHES INTO A SUPER-DUPER ROACH!
Aaaaaaaaaaaw <3
It's the post apocalypse and you're making bird feeders? And thanks for exposing my rule-breaking (teens aren't allowed to go to school)
Skoffín is harassing her new friend.
"Having a relative get married sounds swell. I wish I had any relitives that could get married. Or just relatives."
Pussy-party for the Larson kids (who I won't bother changing surnames, since they aren't heirs)
No more kids, mmmkay?
Le gasp!
"Gawd, daughter and father bonding is so gross!"
PIMPLEFACE! *Points*
"Whatcha reading about daughter? How to seduce men?"
Gilitrutt is so excited about growing up, she punches herself in the neck.
Skuggabaldur interrupts this aging up with an important message: His pimples.
"The trashcan won't eat me, will it?"
"Only if you celebrate Christmas and have been naughty"
Her very....unextreme personality.
As per rules, I'm allowed to claim as many needs benefit on toddler->child birthday. Plz no more toddlers until after a few generations.
Suddenly, a sinkhole developed on the lot. (The black liqorice thingies are the pillars on the landing)
I don't care.
Time to slave over the books.
I just love this outfit!
Jared is a nice dad.
You guys have nothing better to do than to do your sister's homework. Sheðs even more difficult to keep moderatly clean than Skoffín and Skuggabaldur were.
Oh damn.
You better not eat this poisionous fish-food, Skuggabaldur.
Throw this poision away! Shame on you!
Gilitrutt is getting pretty good at this mechanical thing.
It's a bit chilly outside.
You have time to call and bitch but not enough time to just chat a tiny bit?
The twins got adultified.
"Oh dad, I love it when the food tastes of shoes! I just wish it tasted of fancy shoes though."
Time to see if they can lift something. Gotta pay the "rent" and all.
Glad to see that they're still enjoying themselves.
Oh, boohoo.
"I lost some fitness enthusiasm! Who's the beeeeeeest!"
Skoffín brings home another friend.
Still don't care.
Gilitrutt isn't wowing Than Ottomas (the parasite the Ottomas chick is pregnant with when the game kicks off) with her awesome birdfeeder skillz.
I've never seen Skoffín's outfit but I heartily approve!
Kitty!
KITTY!
KiTtY!
Double promotion!
Oh, well. Maybe if you brought females over.
OH MY GO, GILITRUTT! I STILL DON'T CARE!
I seem to have accidentally (I swear it was accident) rerolled the sexual preference in the entire hood and now Skoffín digs me. No wonder she kept bringing him over.
"You kissed a woman! HIGH FIVE!"
Why are Jared and Skuggabaldur gathered around Gilitrutt?
Why, for her teen transition, of course!
Aint I got good news for you, then.
Kim the cat wasn't adopted just for cuteness and cuddles, after all.
The teens are doing surprisingly well in their careers.
Sorry, not happening.
One generation too late.
Again, too late.
Sorry, food mattered more than showers.
No.
I was really nervous for this, but thankfully it's just money and not his job.
Not everyone is making me hold my breath though.
Me breaking the rules: 1/5 They were not allowed to study boring books
The sims breaking the rules: 1/2