The Landgraab Apocalypse 1.3
Beware of farts, rookies, stars, cursing and gypsies in this update. Also some rule breaking, of course.
Kuranes grew up into a handsome boy with just as stupid aspiration as his brother. Guys, when you can only call people once per week and ask your best friends over, aspiring to make friends and friends with benefits isn't the best idea.
Too late, you already sound smug, Mr. Smuggy Smugsalot
Nope, sorry. We need to restore/fix other and more important things first
Like the car so we can have our best friends over on tuesday between 12 am to 12 pm.
Oh golly, miss Molly!
What
Is
Your
Problem?
I couldn't find anything that forbids teens having jobs, just that they're not allowed to go to school. And we need to unlock athletic.
"Not again! Why does mom keep greeting these weirdos?"
Speaking of weirdos, would it kill you to put a coat on, Oghren?
Still no coat. And I just realized that he's got a really long chin.
Mimi and Shannon are getting randy in their old age. At least there will be no more kids.
Family fun stuff: The Apocalypse edition.
Reaching for the stars, Oghren, reaching for the stars.
The Landgraabs are freaking obsessed about the damn computer, so much I had to turn it around and now all Mimi does is stomp on the ground and yell "Ah! Mama-ogh-leneey-a!"
It's a good thing you're soon turning into an adult. (I use a mod that makes teen years shorter, 16 days is just stupid!)
Oghren has already informed me that ms. blond pigtails is pretty sexy so if he's a spouse, I'll be all set. Now it's time to hunt down all the (preferably gay) males that happen to walk by.
The hottie is now a rookie..
Being a romance sim, having a pulse is just optional when it comes to romancing.
"Ever since I started being able to shove my head through the wall, no university has wanted to accept me. They say that with all these zombies around, their freak-o'-nature quota is all filled up.
Being able to resist blunt force trauma to the skull is all that Kuranes ever wanted in a mate.
Uh guys, could you please no gossip about a senile old woman right in front of her! Or just, at all. Living a double adult life-span in the post-apocalypse wasteland has sort of earned her a break, in my books.
Ishaiah gets one Killer stamp of an approval.
"Congrats on filling enough wants to get the lifetime achievement thing!"
If you had just gone off the chair in the other direction.... *Move_objects on's Kuranes away and spawns the ACR controller to put in the corner*
Soon...
Sorry to break it to you Shannon, but no. You won't be able to make it better, aspiration-wise.
Trappy won't expect the dancing Inquisition....
Oh my god, Shannon, what ARE you wearing???
I'd also be embarrassed if my unitard-clad son fell asleep in his sandwich.
Oh fuck, I just realized that since medical is still locked and they can't be trying for a baby, they're not allowed to woohoo. Ehm, oops?
They're still very cute, though <3
I'm sure you're breaking a rule, Oghren, stop it.
Killer has met his match.
Bye bye Killer. You'll be missed.
Oghren's secondary aspiration is grilled cheese, much to the chagrin of all the zombies.
I...take that back.
Stop it Mimi! The ocean is not clean enough to eat from! Not that it ever was...
More rule-breaking: Now with unattainable pianos!
YES! Now they can finally showe or a bathr, take medicine and woohoo without trying for a baby. Mostly the bathing though.
If topping the medicen doesn't mean she can play on the computer, Mimi doesn't give a shit.
Now, I know the life you're leading has a lot of flaws and is pretty bad, but there is no need to start criticizing the road, man! (Yes, he's criticizing the road-carpet >.> )
Shouldn't a man whose career is running after a ball be able to handle a 2 hour charity walk, even after rolling an ankle? And what short of charity walk anyway? Who's even going to support it? Zombies by donating some grey matter?
Everything to make the spouse-hunt as painless as possible (and I like his looks)
Do I have to revoke your free access to the fridge?
So not what we need to unlock but a good placeholder until the military career rolls first.
Running in place with your coat on: The new exercise scheme by Kuranes Landgraab.
Sorry Blossom, this man is both gay and taken.
Sure, thanks, we totally need that. (They're rolling in money but with nothing to spend it on)
If the military career never rolls around, unlocking science, and therefor the damn computer, is a good alternative
THAT'S IT. Fridge privileged is revoked!
"Thanks for making sure we never got to collage, mom and dad!"
Don't be snide, you should be happy to eat as much as you want and shower as often as you want.
Kuranes will be heir but sure, that can happen.
"I'm going to wish upon a star that our father will stop farting on our food"
I think this star you wished upon is some kind of asshole-star that, while granting your wish, makes everything worse. Observe:
Yeah, I don't fucking know. All they did was to sleep in the same bed. And of note is that Oghren last memory is of eating a fart-stain grilled-cheese sandwich.
"HOW DARE YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS OUR SON, WHEN WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER BEDS FOR HIM TO SLEEP IN!"
I'm sorry Mimi, I have no idea what his problem is (or yours).
Seriously, wished-upon-star, fuck you -_-
I think from now on, I'll be putting up rule-breaking stats after each update, to see how often I or my sims break the rules. For example, Mimi's insistance to cook lobster (but me stopping her) and Trappy's dancing will be an example of my sims breaking rules (basically things I can't control, or am able to stop) but me allowing my sims to woohoo or stargaze will be an example of me breaking the rules. I'll update the last 2 entries with those stats presently.
I'm also puting Oghren and Kuranes up for download under the sticky.
Sims's breaking rules: 4/8
Me breaking rules: 3/7
Trappy by trappingit