The Landgraab Apocalypse 1.2
Welcome back to the Langraab Apocalypse, where land-grabbing is pretty pointless since almost no one lives here (but the damn zombies) anyway.
Last time, Mimi spent most of her collage years studying for some totally not obvious reason. She got into the secret society without any effort, maybe because her fellow members are stupid? Then the shockingly unpredictable happen (what it was, no one knows) and the Moon was over-run with harmless zombies and ruined infrastructure but our heroin managed to bring food back to the starving populance anyway and then married her university professor (for his skills.)
Last time, Mimi got to the top of the culnirary career, enabling the residents of tthe Moon (yes, I named my 'hood the Moon) to eat more than one meal per day.
Shannon has some very unreal expectations from life. There are no air-planes in the apocalypse, man. I'm glad he's not very playful though since his entertainment will consist of chess and red hands.
Almost immediately, Shannon joins the Medicine career and begins the journy of bringing people showers and baths. (I expected to have to wait half his adult life!)
He stopped complaining right away.
What sort of world is it when you can't trust your un-zombified fellows to leave your newspaper/trashcan alone, but the zombies are harmless? Welcome to the Moon!
As the rules say: MASS PARANOIA!
Which leads to all their acquaintances cluttering up the entrance and yelling "Shoo flee!?"
Generation 2 is on the way!
The fearsome Killer grew up.
Let's get started on those commands.
Luckily, they don't have 35,000 simoleons.
With the risk of the other possibly being fired, asking the appropriate personnel sounds safer.
Sure, why not?
I'm not sure if that's a look of surprise or happiness...
Roll up a want to have a baby and you won't need to worry.
Speaking of.
Lil' Oghren is born! Sadly, with his father's lack of eyes. I can't seem to fix that, so it'll just have to remain.
Gee, thanks. We're so totally in the market for buying new stuff and building. Not.
Mimi's fulfilled her want of maxing ALL TEH SKILLZ!
Whoop!
Double whoop!
Nose whoop!
Uuuuuh, you guys do know that dancing doesn't exist, right?
We can't just have one kid in a legacy, can we?
Here's Oghren, all toddlered up. He's.... not very cute, is he? (The reason Copper and Augustus are in the house is because they're Mimi's best friends and thus allowed to enter the house)
Oghren isn't impressing his parents friends.
A better look at the little scrapper.
Mimi is charming, as always.
That's very sweet.
This is the Moon's adult version of Marsha Bruening. She calls every. single. day.
What is this SimCity you speak of?
Back home, Mimi struggles to teach Oghren not to shit his pants. Also, notice the lack of belly bump. I apperantly forgot to take a picture of the second birth, but it was a boy, named Kuranes.
No. It's not happening, okay!
Say hello to Kuranes, the even worse looking. I love it!
Oghren looks much better as a child but I think he looks way too much like his dad.
Thanks for breaking the s(t)ink, asshole.
"Aw, c'mon dad! Why do you have to be so mean!"
Not allowing you to cheat isn't mean, Oghren.
It was inevitable.
As per apocalypse rules, I'm not allowed to control elders (except to cancel any banned interactions).
#%$#$! If you miss work, you'll have to quit, I can't let that happen!
Trappy, mind babysitting for me?
Turned out that he didn't need to, Mimi came home from work and I made Shannon go to work. I'm not sure if it's allowed but I'll be damned if I'm letting him quit his job now!
Mimi's a very nice uncontrollable.
I'm not having an incident like that with Shannon again so yes.
She is a woman obsessed!
Fantastic.
Why don't YOU call to chat instead of calling to complain like little babies?
Mimi's written so much in her diary that she got accepted into the book-club.
Kuranes grew up into a happy camper.
Thus begins Mimi's infuriating obsession with lobsters (that they're not allowed to eat).
Considering her double adulthood, I can't say I'm surprised.
....I have no idea what Kuranes is having a nightmare about that involves a stranger.
Oghren, that's not how you play water balloon fight with strangers.
Oh.
It's becoming more and more obvious that he's almost a clone of his dad.
Plenty of those to go around, buddy.
A romance sim has to start looking for the ladies as soon as possible.
Mimi loves Killer.
See your aspiration meter, Shannon? Stupid wants like those are the reason it's only hovering in green.
No.
I forgot that teen sims aren't supposed to go to school I consider this a fair punishment
Not everyone is cut out to be a marble hero. (Seriously, who came up with this?)
Trying in vain to befriend a new kitty to lift another pet restriction.
I consider this a just punishment. Also, that outfit XD
We need a new bathroom, pronto.
Oh noes!
Give it a rest Kuranes. There can be only one.
Oghren has entered to "fun" period.
The time of the showers approaches ....
I usually don't get bothered by those chance cards (even if i never skip them), but not in this legacy. Every single one makes me go "OhshitOhshitOhshit"
This update ends with a semi-cliffhanger.
Will Kuranes continue on the path of funny looks? Will he continue to lose his marbles? Will Oghren ever meet a girl of his age? Will the Langraabs be able to get that coveted second bathroom? This and more in the next update!
Me breaking the rules: 2/4
My sims' breaking the rules: 1/4
Copper by pixelcurious
Trappy by (who else?) trappingit
Augustus by sly_doubt