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Yay! Here's three love-related entries, or Valentine's entries, in honor of Valentine's Day. Er, to be on the safe side, #96 contains adult themes...I think...
52. Waste
Buson dove into the trash after Bashou's candy. The blue-haired agent watched in some odd combination of amusement and disgust as his partner dug through the dumpster to get to the chocolate hearts and carmel filled kisses. He had followed him down the stairs whining about insensitivity and love or something...but this was a little much. Buson wasn't the only one who had fallen victim to Bashou's good looks. He got gift after gift after sickeningly sweet GIFT every year. He couldn't keep ALL of them; he was going to have a stomachache tomorrow as it was.
" Buson-"
" How can you just throw this away?!" the blonde snapped, emerging with armfuls of sweets. " People gave this to you with love."
" At least I didn't throw yours away."
" But Bashou...." Buson opened one of the boxes and eyed a piece of uncontaminated chocolate inside, "...this food is practically holy."
Bashou pressed his tongue to the inside of his cheek and watched his partner for a moment, then slyly grinned.
" I'll tell you what. Let's take that chocolate back upstairs and melt it in the microwave...we're calling in sick to work today."
96. Drink
" Oh yeah?! That's not what your MOTHER said when I had COITAL RELATIONS with her last night!"
As they watched the two scientists squabble, Buson turned a questioning look towards Butch and Cassidy who, working with Namba all the time, were probably more used to these kinds of words. Of course he was often in contact with Professor Sebastian, but Sebastian's voice did little more than nearly put Buson to sleep while Bashou paid attention to the details and explained them again later.
" That's how nerds make the 'That's Not What Your Mom Said Last Night' joke. You know. It's a sex thing. Coitus." Butch answered.
" Butch would know about nerd jokes." his partner quipped, but Butch seemed to ignore this.
" Coitus..." Buson thought aloud to himself.
A couple of nights later, he and Bashou were in a bar and both were slightly intoxicated. Buson was giving the eye to a particularly gorgeous woman across the room, much to his partner's annoyance, and stood up to make his way over to her.
" Hey, baybeh." he started out smoothly, and she glanced at him out of the corner of her eye as he continued. "...let's COITUS."
Buson realized in the next moment that he was on his back on the floor, and the left side of his face stung quite a bit. Bashou leaned over him with a smirk.
" What went wrong, Casanova?"
" She was just intimidated by my intelligence."
" I'm sure."
50. Request
" Sir, why are you still here?"
" A Valentine's Day Ball isn't exactly where I think I might belong." Sebastian's bad mood made him momentarily forget his manners as he spoke around the chocolate, reaching for another piece. The holiday always satisfied his sweet tooth, but that was the only thing it was good for. Silly, commercialized woman's holiday...
Apparently someone had said the right thing to Giovanni this morning, and on a whim he had decided to gather everyone in the auditorium and throw a Valentine's party. Most people had gone, most of the grunts happier than children missing school on a snow day. The professor, however, had managed to sneak back to his office.
" Would you mind if I stayed up here with you then?" Ria asked, taking a seat across from his desk. Sebastian narrowed his eyes.
" What's wrong? You don't want to get laid today? You know the air is so thick with hormones downstairs you can cut it with a knife."
She smiled, ignoring his unusually crude behavior.
" Well, sir, not to be out of line or anything, but if you aren't going to be there I have very little use for a Valentine's Day Ball."
He stopped chewing for a moment and stared at her.
" Is that so?"
" 'Fraid it is."
The professor smirked and pushed the box across his desk.
" Have a chocolate, Rianne."
Sebastian needs to be shipped with a woman sometimes. xD Well, there you go. I would have written more, but I have to go to class. I might do more later today.
52. Waste
Buson dove into the trash after Bashou's candy. The blue-haired agent watched in some odd combination of amusement and disgust as his partner dug through the dumpster to get to the chocolate hearts and carmel filled kisses. He had followed him down the stairs whining about insensitivity and love or something...but this was a little much. Buson wasn't the only one who had fallen victim to Bashou's good looks. He got gift after gift after sickeningly sweet GIFT every year. He couldn't keep ALL of them; he was going to have a stomachache tomorrow as it was.
" Buson-"
" How can you just throw this away?!" the blonde snapped, emerging with armfuls of sweets. " People gave this to you with love."
" At least I didn't throw yours away."
" But Bashou...." Buson opened one of the boxes and eyed a piece of uncontaminated chocolate inside, "...this food is practically holy."
Bashou pressed his tongue to the inside of his cheek and watched his partner for a moment, then slyly grinned.
" I'll tell you what. Let's take that chocolate back upstairs and melt it in the microwave...we're calling in sick to work today."
96. Drink
" Oh yeah?! That's not what your MOTHER said when I had COITAL RELATIONS with her last night!"
As they watched the two scientists squabble, Buson turned a questioning look towards Butch and Cassidy who, working with Namba all the time, were probably more used to these kinds of words. Of course he was often in contact with Professor Sebastian, but Sebastian's voice did little more than nearly put Buson to sleep while Bashou paid attention to the details and explained them again later.
" That's how nerds make the 'That's Not What Your Mom Said Last Night' joke. You know. It's a sex thing. Coitus." Butch answered.
" Butch would know about nerd jokes." his partner quipped, but Butch seemed to ignore this.
" Coitus..." Buson thought aloud to himself.
A couple of nights later, he and Bashou were in a bar and both were slightly intoxicated. Buson was giving the eye to a particularly gorgeous woman across the room, much to his partner's annoyance, and stood up to make his way over to her.
" Hey, baybeh." he started out smoothly, and she glanced at him out of the corner of her eye as he continued. "...let's COITUS."
Buson realized in the next moment that he was on his back on the floor, and the left side of his face stung quite a bit. Bashou leaned over him with a smirk.
" What went wrong, Casanova?"
" She was just intimidated by my intelligence."
" I'm sure."
50. Request
" Sir, why are you still here?"
" A Valentine's Day Ball isn't exactly where I think I might belong." Sebastian's bad mood made him momentarily forget his manners as he spoke around the chocolate, reaching for another piece. The holiday always satisfied his sweet tooth, but that was the only thing it was good for. Silly, commercialized woman's holiday...
Apparently someone had said the right thing to Giovanni this morning, and on a whim he had decided to gather everyone in the auditorium and throw a Valentine's party. Most people had gone, most of the grunts happier than children missing school on a snow day. The professor, however, had managed to sneak back to his office.
" Would you mind if I stayed up here with you then?" Ria asked, taking a seat across from his desk. Sebastian narrowed his eyes.
" What's wrong? You don't want to get laid today? You know the air is so thick with hormones downstairs you can cut it with a knife."
She smiled, ignoring his unusually crude behavior.
" Well, sir, not to be out of line or anything, but if you aren't going to be there I have very little use for a Valentine's Day Ball."
He stopped chewing for a moment and stared at her.
" Is that so?"
" 'Fraid it is."
The professor smirked and pushed the box across his desk.
" Have a chocolate, Rianne."
Sebastian needs to be shipped with a woman sometimes. xD Well, there you go. I would have written more, but I have to go to class. I might do more later today.