cliche 9- gender-swap
Title: Of Birds and Breasts
Characters: Nightwing, Red Hood, Robin, Batman
Rating: R
Word Count: 575
Disclaimer: DC owns.
AN: For coldfiredragon’s Summer of Clichés Fic-a-thon, prompt #9- Gender swap
“You sure you can’t see them?” Dick asked not actually believing Jason because he could still see them and his voice sounded so girly...
“Would I lie to you?” Jason asked and quickly added, “When it mattered, shit,” as response to Dick’s glare.
“I’m never patrolling with you again,” Dick muttered and walked out of the showers towards the main level. He was hoping to get upstairs without running into anyone else.
“What happened to you two?” Tim asked, coming out of the costume vault.
Dick and Jason looked at each other and replied at the same time, “Nothing.”
Tim narrowed his eyes and looked from Dick to Jason and back again. Dick looked…strange. Tim took few steps towards them. Dick took the same number of steps backwards away from him.
“Dick?”
“What’s up, bro?” Dick replied, deepening his voice.
Jason snickered and shook his head. He had earnestly tried to help Dick, but yeah, he lied…they were still very noticeable. Plus, that voice was a dead give-a-way.
“Why are you running from me?” Tim asked as he chased Dick around the cave. Dick jumped and dodged and managed to stay ahead of an ever increasingly curious Tim. Finally, Tim got close enough to attempt to tackle Dick to the ground. He did and both skidded to a painful halt.
“What’s wrong with…oh!” Tim got off of Dick quickly. He glanced up at Jason looking for answers. Jason only shrugged. Tim stood up and offered Dick his hand to help him up, “What happened?”
Dick blew the long hair away from his face and took the offered hand, “Ask him,” he replied spitefully looking at Jason.
“That,” Jason waved his hand towards Dick, “Wasn’t my fault. And I did try to hide them.”
Tim cocked his head to the side, studying Dick’s new figure, “You’re a…C-cup. A big C-cup. You can’t hide those,” he pointed out.
“Stop looking!”
“I wasn’t,” Tim replied forcing his gaze away. He wasn’t sure whether he should laugh or be worried, “How did it happen, anyway?”
“Faust was trying to-”
“Felix Faust,” Tim interrupted.
“Yeah,” Dick sighed, “He was looking for this guy,” he looked sideways at Jason, “to help him out. And when Jason wouldn’t-”
“Help him with what?” Batman growled, coming up behind them.
Dick crossed his arms over his chest and turned to face him, “Don’t know.”
Batman glanced down at Dick’s chest, raised an eyebrow, then quickly turned his angry glare to Jason, “What did he want from you?”
“Fuck knows. Something to do with the Green Lantern Corps,” Jason shrugged, “He tried to get me to help him once before.”
Batman narrowed his eyes. He looked at Dick, “I’ll call Zatanna.” He spun around, his cape swirling behind him, “And the League.”
Dick watched him go. He knew he needed a magician’s help, but he didn’t want anyone else to see him in his current state. He only hoped she wouldn’t take any pictures. Actually, he was surprised that neither Tim nor Jason had tried to take any of him yet. But maybe that was because they were too busy staring at him, “What?!”
“You’re skin looks so smooth,” Tim marveled moving next to Dick to inspect more closely.
Dick frowned at him, then shrieked when Jason slapped his ass.
“Don’t worry Dickie-bird,” Jason winked and Dick noticed Jason was holding a small metalic object in his hand, “You’ve never looked better. Now, say cheese!”
Characters: Nightwing, Red Hood, Robin, Batman
Rating: R
Word Count: 575
Disclaimer: DC owns.
AN: For coldfiredragon’s Summer of Clichés Fic-a-thon, prompt #9- Gender swap
“You sure you can’t see them?” Dick asked not actually believing Jason because he could still see them and his voice sounded so girly...
“Would I lie to you?” Jason asked and quickly added, “When it mattered, shit,” as response to Dick’s glare.
“I’m never patrolling with you again,” Dick muttered and walked out of the showers towards the main level. He was hoping to get upstairs without running into anyone else.
“What happened to you two?” Tim asked, coming out of the costume vault.
Dick and Jason looked at each other and replied at the same time, “Nothing.”
Tim narrowed his eyes and looked from Dick to Jason and back again. Dick looked…strange. Tim took few steps towards them. Dick took the same number of steps backwards away from him.
“Dick?”
“What’s up, bro?” Dick replied, deepening his voice.
Jason snickered and shook his head. He had earnestly tried to help Dick, but yeah, he lied…they were still very noticeable. Plus, that voice was a dead give-a-way.
“Why are you running from me?” Tim asked as he chased Dick around the cave. Dick jumped and dodged and managed to stay ahead of an ever increasingly curious Tim. Finally, Tim got close enough to attempt to tackle Dick to the ground. He did and both skidded to a painful halt.
“What’s wrong with…oh!” Tim got off of Dick quickly. He glanced up at Jason looking for answers. Jason only shrugged. Tim stood up and offered Dick his hand to help him up, “What happened?”
Dick blew the long hair away from his face and took the offered hand, “Ask him,” he replied spitefully looking at Jason.
“That,” Jason waved his hand towards Dick, “Wasn’t my fault. And I did try to hide them.”
Tim cocked his head to the side, studying Dick’s new figure, “You’re a…C-cup. A big C-cup. You can’t hide those,” he pointed out.
“Stop looking!”
“I wasn’t,” Tim replied forcing his gaze away. He wasn’t sure whether he should laugh or be worried, “How did it happen, anyway?”
“Faust was trying to-”
“Felix Faust,” Tim interrupted.
“Yeah,” Dick sighed, “He was looking for this guy,” he looked sideways at Jason, “to help him out. And when Jason wouldn’t-”
“Help him with what?” Batman growled, coming up behind them.
Dick crossed his arms over his chest and turned to face him, “Don’t know.”
Batman glanced down at Dick’s chest, raised an eyebrow, then quickly turned his angry glare to Jason, “What did he want from you?”
“Fuck knows. Something to do with the Green Lantern Corps,” Jason shrugged, “He tried to get me to help him once before.”
Batman narrowed his eyes. He looked at Dick, “I’ll call Zatanna.” He spun around, his cape swirling behind him, “And the League.”
Dick watched him go. He knew he needed a magician’s help, but he didn’t want anyone else to see him in his current state. He only hoped she wouldn’t take any pictures. Actually, he was surprised that neither Tim nor Jason had tried to take any of him yet. But maybe that was because they were too busy staring at him, “What?!”
“You’re skin looks so smooth,” Tim marveled moving next to Dick to inspect more closely.
Dick frowned at him, then shrieked when Jason slapped his ass.
“Don’t worry Dickie-bird,” Jason winked and Dick noticed Jason was holding a small metalic object in his hand, “You’ve never looked better. Now, say cheese!”