Cliche-a-thon #12
Title: Long Night
Characters: Nightwing, Catwoman, Batman, Robin, Superman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 645
Disclaimer: They belong to DC.
AN: For
cero_ate's Cliche-a-thon #12 Body switch. Hope it makes sense.
“How can you wear this?”
“What's wrong with it?”
“The goggles are kinda big. And, it's too, too tight.”
“It's just like yours. Actually, I think your suit is tighter. I like the bit of blue, though.”
Nightwing glared at her, very much like Batman would have.
Catwoman ignored the look, “Anyway, this is your fault.”
“How is it my fault?”
“You insulted Zatanna.”
“I did not.”
“Wasn't it you who insinuated that she shouldn't be on duty if she's, and I quote, 'riding the crimson wave'?”
Nightwing cringed, it seemed his mouth had gotten him in trouble again. Now he was stuck in Catwoman's body and she was stuck in his, “Well, now what?”
“She said it would only last 24 hours, so you could get a sense of what it was like to be of the opposite sex. We just have to wait it out. ”
:.Nightwing, come in.
Catwoman heard Batman's voice in Nightwing's ear piece and turned to look at herself. The sight of her body standing a few feet away freaked her out, but she tried to ignore the feeling, “I think daddy's calling you.”
“Damn.” With the body switching, Nightwing had forgotten about his assignment, “Just answer him.”
“This is Nightwing,” Catwoman said smiling.
:.Report.
“Report? That's all you're going to say to me?”
She heard Batman growl.
:.What!?
“You heard me. You want the information I have, you're going to have to ask nicely.”
:.Who is this?
Catwoman laughed and the deep, manly sound she produced unnerved her. Nightwing frowned. He walked over to his body, and pressed the comlink.
“Batman, this is Nightwing. We've had a...problem.”
:.Catwoman?
“No! It's Nightwing.” he sighed, “It's complicated. We'll meet you in the cave.”
:.Batman out.
Catwoman smiled, “That went well.”
Nightwing shook his head, “How could this night get any worse?”
...
Robin arrived on the roof, landing next to Nightwing. Catwoman smiled at him.
“You know, we could have a bit of fun,” Nightwing spoke as he moved closer to a slightly frightened Catwoman.
“I don't think that would be a good idea.” Catwoman shook her head.
“Oh, c'mon. Don't be such a girl.” Nightwing teased.
“Look, I don't want to upset Batman.” Catwoman replied softly.
“What's going on here?” Robin asked slightly confused.
“Hey, little bird,” Nightwing finally acknowledged Robin, “I'll let him tell you what's going on. I need to find the lady's and see if this...stuff works. See you in the cave.”
“Hey, wait!” Catwoman yelled, but Nightwing had snatched her whip, jumped off the roof and disappeared.
Robin turned to Catwoman, “Is he...is he alright?”
Catwoman took a deep breath, “Zatanna switched our bodies. That was Catwoman in my body. And I'm currently stuck here in hers.”
Robin looked suspiciously at Catwoman. It sounds like her. It looks like her. But she's telling me she's actually Nightwing inside?
“Sure and I'm really Batgirl trapped in here.” Robin shook his head, “Like body-switching is even possible,” he muttered, taking out a grapple gun and swinging away.
Left alone, Nightwing in Catwoman's body sat down on the roof and looked up at the dark sky. He saw a red blur approaching and land next to him.
“I'm glad I found you Selina.”
“What? Wait Clark, I'm not-”
“Look, I just-”
“Clark, I'm not-”
“Please, let me get through this.”
Nightwing nodded reluctantly.
“I know I was a bit hesitant at first, but I think it's a good idea. I...I want to do it.”
“Do what?” Nightwing asked hesitantly.
Superman smiled shyly, “You know, what we talked about...Bruce, you...and me.”
“Oh, God...”
“What? What's wrong?”
Learning about your 'father's' sexual activities is what's wrong!
“Clark, you wouldn't happen to be able to erase someone's memory by any chance would you?”
“I think Zatanna can do it. Why?”
Nightwing sighed, “Oh, no reason. No reason at all.”
Characters: Nightwing, Catwoman, Batman, Robin, Superman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 645
Disclaimer: They belong to DC.
AN: For
cero_ate's Cliche-a-thon #12 Body switch. Hope it makes sense.
“How can you wear this?”
“What's wrong with it?”
“The goggles are kinda big. And, it's too, too tight.”
“It's just like yours. Actually, I think your suit is tighter. I like the bit of blue, though.”
Nightwing glared at her, very much like Batman would have.
Catwoman ignored the look, “Anyway, this is your fault.”
“How is it my fault?”
“You insulted Zatanna.”
“I did not.”
“Wasn't it you who insinuated that she shouldn't be on duty if she's, and I quote, 'riding the crimson wave'?”
Nightwing cringed, it seemed his mouth had gotten him in trouble again. Now he was stuck in Catwoman's body and she was stuck in his, “Well, now what?”
“She said it would only last 24 hours, so you could get a sense of what it was like to be of the opposite sex. We just have to wait it out. ”
:.Nightwing, come in.
Catwoman heard Batman's voice in Nightwing's ear piece and turned to look at herself. The sight of her body standing a few feet away freaked her out, but she tried to ignore the feeling, “I think daddy's calling you.”
“Damn.” With the body switching, Nightwing had forgotten about his assignment, “Just answer him.”
“This is Nightwing,” Catwoman said smiling.
:.Report.
“Report? That's all you're going to say to me?”
She heard Batman growl.
:.What!?
“You heard me. You want the information I have, you're going to have to ask nicely.”
:.Who is this?
Catwoman laughed and the deep, manly sound she produced unnerved her. Nightwing frowned. He walked over to his body, and pressed the comlink.
“Batman, this is Nightwing. We've had a...problem.”
:.Catwoman?
“No! It's Nightwing.” he sighed, “It's complicated. We'll meet you in the cave.”
:.Batman out.
Catwoman smiled, “That went well.”
Nightwing shook his head, “How could this night get any worse?”
...
Robin arrived on the roof, landing next to Nightwing. Catwoman smiled at him.
“You know, we could have a bit of fun,” Nightwing spoke as he moved closer to a slightly frightened Catwoman.
“I don't think that would be a good idea.” Catwoman shook her head.
“Oh, c'mon. Don't be such a girl.” Nightwing teased.
“Look, I don't want to upset Batman.” Catwoman replied softly.
“What's going on here?” Robin asked slightly confused.
“Hey, little bird,” Nightwing finally acknowledged Robin, “I'll let him tell you what's going on. I need to find the lady's and see if this...stuff works. See you in the cave.”
“Hey, wait!” Catwoman yelled, but Nightwing had snatched her whip, jumped off the roof and disappeared.
Robin turned to Catwoman, “Is he...is he alright?”
Catwoman took a deep breath, “Zatanna switched our bodies. That was Catwoman in my body. And I'm currently stuck here in hers.”
Robin looked suspiciously at Catwoman. It sounds like her. It looks like her. But she's telling me she's actually Nightwing inside?
“Sure and I'm really Batgirl trapped in here.” Robin shook his head, “Like body-switching is even possible,” he muttered, taking out a grapple gun and swinging away.
Left alone, Nightwing in Catwoman's body sat down on the roof and looked up at the dark sky. He saw a red blur approaching and land next to him.
“I'm glad I found you Selina.”
“What? Wait Clark, I'm not-”
“Look, I just-”
“Clark, I'm not-”
“Please, let me get through this.”
Nightwing nodded reluctantly.
“I know I was a bit hesitant at first, but I think it's a good idea. I...I want to do it.”
“Do what?” Nightwing asked hesitantly.
Superman smiled shyly, “You know, what we talked about...Bruce, you...and me.”
“Oh, God...”
“What? What's wrong?”
Learning about your 'father's' sexual activities is what's wrong!
“Clark, you wouldn't happen to be able to erase someone's memory by any chance would you?”
“I think Zatanna can do it. Why?”
Nightwing sighed, “Oh, no reason. No reason at all.”