You are Cordually Invited to a Birthday Extravagaza
birthday!
i would like you to dance!
birthday!
take a cha-cha-cha-chance!
so yeah, birthday is comin up.
the big one-nine!
and guess what?! (what, phil?! WHAT?!)
im going to canada, and you are too.
gonna go to a casino, gonna go to a bar, gonna get a hotel room.
birthday is on a friday, you have NO REASON to miss it.
gas too expensive? carpool.
gotta go to class? pay a bum to take notes.
scheduled for work? take a day off, for christs sake. you deserve it.
no cash? fucking whore yourself out for spending money!
bottom line. if youre reading this, then youre coming with me. and youre gonna wear your fucking sunday best. we're talking suits, ties. fucking long, flowing evening gowns with the armlength gloves.
and if you wanna risk your life and NOT come with me, then i personally come to where you live, and beat the shit out of you in front of your roomates and parents and God and everybody.
fair warning.
remember: thats friday, october the twenty first.
be there!
or else.....
i would like you to dance!
birthday!
take a cha-cha-cha-chance!
so yeah, birthday is comin up.
the big one-nine!
and guess what?! (what, phil?! WHAT?!)
im going to canada, and you are too.
gonna go to a casino, gonna go to a bar, gonna get a hotel room.
birthday is on a friday, you have NO REASON to miss it.
gas too expensive? carpool.
gotta go to class? pay a bum to take notes.
scheduled for work? take a day off, for christs sake. you deserve it.
no cash? fucking whore yourself out for spending money!
bottom line. if youre reading this, then youre coming with me. and youre gonna wear your fucking sunday best. we're talking suits, ties. fucking long, flowing evening gowns with the armlength gloves.
and if you wanna risk your life and NOT come with me, then i personally come to where you live, and beat the shit out of you in front of your roomates and parents and God and everybody.
fair warning.
remember: thats friday, october the twenty first.
be there!
or else.....