farewell and adieu to you fair ukranian ladies.
fairwell and adieu to the gals of ukraine, for ive recieved orders to sail to new orleans. and never will i ever see you again.
show me the way to go home. im tired and i wanna go to bed.
drivin' a u-haul to new orleans. thanks to Kroger for making it chock-full-o food and water for people in need.
And also thanks to Dunhams Sporting goods for donating a small watercraft, it gives me the ability for seaside rescue. and for collecting waterborn corpses.
and then after that, im off to live at Sea, as a crew member of an ocean liner, but dont fret! i'll be back in four to five months, and i'll be rich 25 five large.
then i buy a badass car. im thinkin 1969 cadilac eldorado convertible, hot PINK! with waleskin hubcaps. an all leather cow interior, and big baby seal eyes for headlights.
and im gonna drive around in that fucker at 100 miles an hour, gettin 5 miles to a gallon, while simoultaniously eatin quarter pounders-with-cheese from mcdonalds in the old fasioned, non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and after im done suckin down those greaseball burgers, im gonna toss the containers outta the car, on to the highway and then im gonna wipe my mouth with the american flag.
and do you know why?
cos WE got the bombs!
(stolen)
show me the way to go home. im tired and i wanna go to bed.
drivin' a u-haul to new orleans. thanks to Kroger for making it chock-full-o food and water for people in need.
And also thanks to Dunhams Sporting goods for donating a small watercraft, it gives me the ability for seaside rescue. and for collecting waterborn corpses.
and then after that, im off to live at Sea, as a crew member of an ocean liner, but dont fret! i'll be back in four to five months, and i'll be rich 25 five large.
then i buy a badass car. im thinkin 1969 cadilac eldorado convertible, hot PINK! with waleskin hubcaps. an all leather cow interior, and big baby seal eyes for headlights.
and im gonna drive around in that fucker at 100 miles an hour, gettin 5 miles to a gallon, while simoultaniously eatin quarter pounders-with-cheese from mcdonalds in the old fasioned, non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and after im done suckin down those greaseball burgers, im gonna toss the containers outta the car, on to the highway and then im gonna wipe my mouth with the american flag.
and do you know why?
cos WE got the bombs!
(stolen)