I'm having a long and evil day and couldn't muster the enthusiasm I would have ordinarily in welcoming my darling
elkefetterolf home from China. So...
HEY! You're back! How was every little thing? How's Hubby? Did you eat great food? Did you start down the path to Enlightenment? Did you get pictures of absolutely everything? Thank you so much for the lovely gift! You know us too well, it's spooky. Did you make any friends? What was the sketchiest thing about China? What was the coolest thing about China? Is Tibet the most awesome place ever? I missed you while you were gone. I hope we'll get to hang out soon. *mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah*
That's what I would have said.
~Mg