1. Comment to this and I will give you three people.
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of the three people.
4. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

feste_fool (cruelly) gave me Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, and Russell Brand.

( marry, shag, cliff )

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"Well, if you have four bad days in four straight years, then all four of them are depicted in the media, then yeah. The other 360 days of the year, when you're just handing out lollipops and riding unicorns through cotton-candy forests and everything's so magical, they don't report that."-Alec Baldwin on how the media always makes him seem like an ( Read more... )

This is Conan O'Brien's "strike diary" from Entertainment Weekly. It's a humour piece about how he's dealing without new scripted television and I thought it was pretty funny (and a tiny bit accurate, too, as I'm also dying for new episodes of my favourite shows ( Read more... )

Woohoo! Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days! Now, I don't often laugh at other people's misfortunes, but maybe this will teach the dumb bitch that just because she's rich and "famous", it doesn't mean that she's above the law.

Prepare to be dazzled, people! This article is kind of long, but provided me with many laughs.

( the truth about the Olsen triplets? )

Doubt this is true, but thought I'd post it anyways, as the whole theory is highly amusing.

( weirder than weird )

From an old popbitch that I just got around to reading:

Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the
side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to
him and said how much she liked his stuff.

Ricky: "Have we met before?"
Paris "Yes. I'm Paris Hilton"
Ricky "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you
without a cock in your mouth."

Exit Paris in a