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And then there was the part where Mum bumped the lightswitch that's been on notice for Suspicious Behaviour for a couple of years and it made sizzly noises and smelled like melting plastic; we've declared that circuit off-limits for realsies until we can get an electrician in to assess the situation, because clearly that is not normal or reasonable ( Read more... )

Day 170? All is lost. The Baroness has recovered from the poisoning attempt and roams the castle ranting at her guards to uncover the plotters. I fear this priest-hole may soon be discovered. Remember me as I was.


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Following on from other recent expenses and disasters, last week was bookended by serious DNW ( Read more... )

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Things the kitten will not eat:

• Bacon
  
• Tuna
  
• Chicken shwarma
  
• Gooshyfood
  

Things the kitten will eat:

• Gyros
  
• The acini de pepe in my chicken soup
  
• Cottage cheese
  
• Bugs
  

On the strength of that last entry we have decided that his really-seriously-we-mean-it-this-time-even-though-we-have-to-buy-a-new-tag name shall be Renfield, Ren for short ( Read more... )

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