Yo no soy marinero.
Yo no soy marinero, soy maricon.
Soy maricon, soy maricon.

Phil: Where's the thermometer? It's supposed to be in this box with the covers, but isn't, and you were the last one to use it ( Read more... )

Soloist: I have a structured Settlement,
But I need cash now.

Chorus: CALL J. G. WENTWORTH! 877-CASH NOW!

Phil just came out of the shower and said, "Pip, Pip, Cheerio!" to me.

I asked him, "Is that the name of a breakfast cereal for young men with great expectations?"

Laun-da-reeeeee
Laun-da-raaaaaa
Laun-da-reeeeee
Laun-da-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I was taking a disco nap yesterday evening, and in that floating state where you're not quite awake, it suddenly appeared before my eyes ( Read more... )

Is there McDonald's in Israel?

Do they serve cheese burgers?

Do they serve the since-we-serve-traif-we-might-as-well-go-all-the-way Bacon Double Cheese Burger?

Now that same-sex marriages are a reality, one must think about engagement and wedding announcements in the social column. Traditionally, the bride's name comes first in engagement announcements. In these days of "Party A" and "Party B" (not to be confused with the Cat In the Hat's friends, Thing 1 and Thing 2), how does one decide whose name goes ( Read more... )

I just thought of a great title for a book or essay on the life of Shakespeare:

Iamb What Iamb

Who had big, bulging eyes, wore lots of black clothes and eyeshadow, and invented the radio?

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