The shirt? I think I got this wifebeater at WalMart. Why?


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I could grease my hair back, put on my black suit, plaster a sickly smile on my face, stand around with my hands cupped together near my crotch and speak only in whispers.

Funeral directors (especially of the Deep South Southern Baptist variety) creep me the fuck out, and I've seen too many of them in the past 2 months.

Amazon.com now has a tool that lets you add AN ITEM FROM ANY WEBSITE to your Amazon wish list. Talk about one-stop shopping convenience! Put all your coveted items on your Amazon Universal wishlist, then give the ONE link to all your family and friends ( Read more... )