A Time machine has been invented!
Want to go back in time? Well you're in luck!
With your now re-elected W, you will be able to live the last 4 years of your life.
Remember the agony of 9/11/01, and how long it took him to react, and for that matter how he's still reaccting? Well, we get to go back and revisit those lovely images all over again!
Remember the good old days, back in early 2000 when gas was under a dollar? That will never happen again! Get to relive those 2.25/a gallon and how they rape your bank account for the next 4 years of your life, also.
Remember when the country united as one? Wait, that never happened, and it still isn't going to!
With your now re-elected W, you will be able to live the last 4 years of your life.
Remember the agony of 9/11/01, and how long it took him to react, and for that matter how he's still reaccting? Well, we get to go back and revisit those lovely images all over again!
Remember the good old days, back in early 2000 when gas was under a dollar? That will never happen again! Get to relive those 2.25/a gallon and how they rape your bank account for the next 4 years of your life, also.
Remember when the country united as one? Wait, that never happened, and it still isn't going to!