Run Away As Fast As You Can.
Almost slipped and broke something, like, eight times on the way to work because the city has not yet cleared and salted the slush off the sidewalks. And I did not wear the grippy things for my shoes today because I was dumb enough to think it wouldn't be that bad out today. And then I spent ten minutes wandering around on the fifth floor, looking for my new office, only to get told that we weren't moving upstairs until eleven this morning.
Clearly, the universe is fucking with me.
I am wearing my red socks with the little red and white pom-poms on them and stripey underwear. If this doesn't ward off all the irritating stuff that's coming my way, I don't know what will.
Also, re: The Cape. Could honestly not give less of a shit about Vince and his tragic circumstances and his raaaaaaaaage (I kind of want to slap him a lot, actually), but homg Max Malini and Orwell! Can I have more of this forever and ever? I WILL WATCH FAITHFULLY IF YOU GIVE ME THEM BEING AWESOME ALL THE TIME.
Seven hours. I can make it through this.
Clearly, the universe is fucking with me.
I am wearing my red socks with the little red and white pom-poms on them and stripey underwear. If this doesn't ward off all the irritating stuff that's coming my way, I don't know what will.
Also, re: The Cape. Could honestly not give less of a shit about Vince and his tragic circumstances and his raaaaaaaaage (I kind of want to slap him a lot, actually), but homg Max Malini and Orwell! Can I have more of this forever and ever? I WILL WATCH FAITHFULLY IF YOU GIVE ME THEM BEING AWESOME ALL THE TIME.
Seven hours. I can make it through this.