Sometimes, I Doubt Your Commitment To Sparkle Motion.
Sister: "Okay, so go fix that TV now."
Brother-in-law: [waving fake gang signs] "Yeah, fix that shit, boyyyyyyyyyyyy."
Me: "Why do you always deliberately sound like a lame-ass, white-boy rapper when you do that?"
Brother-in-law: "Because I'm a lame-ass rapper and I'm here to say, I dig Fruity Pebbles in a major way!"
All: [flailing, hysterical laughter]
Most days, my house is a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse and Mad TV before they started sucking. It totally rocks.
I'm watching season five of CSI and two points: a) Jim Brass, will you please be my TV boyfriend? I heart you so, and b) augh Nick buried alive! I forgot how much this episode FREAKED me out GODDAMN YOU TARANTINO.
Brother-in-law: [waving fake gang signs] "Yeah, fix that shit, boyyyyyyyyyyyy."
Me: "Why do you always deliberately sound like a lame-ass, white-boy rapper when you do that?"
Brother-in-law: "Because I'm a lame-ass rapper and I'm here to say, I dig Fruity Pebbles in a major way!"
All: [flailing, hysterical laughter]
Most days, my house is a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse and Mad TV before they started sucking. It totally rocks.
I'm watching season five of CSI and two points: a) Jim Brass, will you please be my TV boyfriend? I heart you so, and b) augh Nick buried alive! I forgot how much this episode FREAKED me out GODDAMN YOU TARANTINO.