I'm Not A Muslim, But I Still Say Salaam.

[robanybody]

My thought for today: fandom "discusses" issues like my family argues over everything. Constant bitching and complaining, screaming over each other, nobody listening to anything being said, hurling invective like javelins, and whoever shuts up first automatically loses the fight. The only difference is that after a fight, I can go out for beer with

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[robanybody]

I could live without the porn, I just want them all to stop being such dickwads online. That Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory gets more true every day.

[robanybody]

Porn is sadly no longer enough for me to be able to overlook yet another episode of Fen Behaving Badly. These days, total avoidance with online things is the only thing keeping me from firebombing fandom entirely.

>.>

[robanybody]

Ahahahaha! I'm tempted.

Thank goodness Burn Notice is keeping me occupied so far, or else fandom would be in so much trouble.

[indirajames]

Firebombinb, burn notice...you're a PYRO!

[robanybody]

*gasp* Why do I bother posting these things in TWELVE-FOOT HIGH letters with sparkly text and neon colors if you're just going to blurt it out all over the internet?

[indirajames]

I'm breaking the last sacred rule, sharing information on the internet already posted on the internet!!!

[robanybody]

It is shocking! Also, I am not allowed to be a pyro due to many incidents where I am clumsy and accidentally burn myself. :\

[indirajames]

Well, obviously you need a fancy fireproof suit and sexy welder's helmet!

[robanybody]

No one told me that being a klutz got you a sexy welder's helmet! :O

[indirajames]

It's another one of those SECRETS, so, shh.

[robanybody]

Have I ever mentioned that you make me ridiculously happy? ♥

[indirajames]

Crap, I was going for 'horribly, horribly depressed'. <3

[robanybody]

You're gonna have to work harder at that. Right now, my real life is beating you effortlessly with that.